Hard Editing Job #01 · 10:29pm Nov 22nd, 2012
Well, it took me and three other TWE admins, but we finally managed to finish one of the hardest edits I've done with the TWE. It's taken us a damn while, seeing as we wanted to make it good, not just legible. It took determination, music, incredibly bad jokes from me and Steel, coloured text and a fuck-ton of perseverance, but I reckon we managed to do quite well with the established ideas. I'll give you the basic gist of the story.
>OC
>Self-insert
>Gary-Stu (Survived a 120 MPH collision.)
>Cliches (Sweet Celestia, so many cliches)
>Dickhead peripheral 'best mate' (Who I killed, painfully yet realistically.)
>Bad dress sense
Let me give you a quick demonstration.
Pre-write:
When I arrived
On fire, IT WAS MY DAD"S business building!, AND IT WAS ON FIRE!. "DAD!" I shouted. I Quickly got out of the car and ran
Towards the building. I was pushed back by a couple fireman, " What are you NUTS?!" said the fireman. I shouted at him " MY
DAD IS IN THERE!!!" I stand back and watch the building burn down to the ground. i was completely shocked and worried if my
dad was gonna be alive. After they took down the fire that took 20 minutes, I sat down on a bench and put my head down and
Starting moaning in pain of what happened to my dad, no tears, just moan, i always hold back my tears, even though it's not
Good for you. I Heard Loud footsteps coming towards me it was the fireman that pushed me back, "...is...he.... OK?.." I said
in a Sad voice. " I'm...sorry to tell you this but... he didn't make it, the fire burned him alive, the body was not found, we
believe the body was cremated while he was in there". I opened my mouth and gave him a wide stare at him, There was no
words I can say of what happened.
Rewrite:
I pulled up outside the shop, frozen with fear. Greasy, black flames licked through the front windows, scorching my face even at this distance. Firemen rushed around, setting up equipment and pushing civilians away from the growing inferno. "Dad!" I yelled, sprinting towards the building.
A fireman leapt out of the cab of his truck and tackled me. "What the hell are you doing! The place is gone! Get back behind the cordon while we try and put the fire out!" he shouted, dragging me across the softening tarmac towards the makeshift boundary. I could do nothing as I watched the building burn to the ground, sending huge clouds of dark smoke tumbling into the sky. Slumping against a shop window, I tried to persuade myself this wasn't real. However, the immense heat and flashing, vivid sirens presented me with plenty of evidence to the contrary.
It felt like hours, just watching the dancing flames, listening to the crackle of destruction running across the wood and glass of the shop. I was paralyzed; I couldn’t focus on moving any parts of my body, simply focusing on a single face: Would Dad be ok? I guess my hearing shut down as well, because as the water flew from the hoses to start their long, one-sided battle against the fire, it was a muffled spray.
Man after man rushed into the blackened skeleton of the building, picking through the debris. Their shouting didn’t quite make it through my mind, but one started walking towards me. “Hey kid, you alright?” He asked, or at least I think he did, putting a gloved hand on my shoulder. The weight barely registered as I continued to watch the flames rage. Finally, I turned back to the fireman, barely aware of anything beyond the sweltering heat.
Apologies for the massive text dump, but I thought I'd give you some kind of indication! I cut a bit off the end to keep the blog short enough to remain interesting. So yeah, I'd just like to offer my massive thanks to Steel, Iggy and Square for getting this finished, wrapped up and sorted. I believe the entire chapter is about 3,000 words now, up from about 1,500. Bloody good job, lads.
Blargh.
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Or read Exit Through Canterlot.
*shrugs*
Funny how this should be my first editing job ever.
It was hard, but we did it, lads. Well done.
Holy cow. That was a jumbled pile of stuff, and you turned it into an organized pile of stuff. What other magic is the TWE able to work?
-Plyxe
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*faints*
528544 Why does that happen with all the mares? Is it something I typed?
Okay, you guys need a little more credit than "job well done"... that was some crazy insane editing, even just in that small example...
528548 That's our job! Anyway, I promised this guy an edit. I wanted to deliver, in style.
And now, back to Brushy.
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Sierra's probably the most magical out of all of us. Along with his juggling, he's a squid.
A squid that reviews stories.
Not sure what Science Department he crawled out of, but I'm glad he got out.
528590 If you think I'm crazy, you wanna see what those Koreans did to a sperm whale.
528546 There are mares that get hot and bothered when when a stallion flexes their literary biceps.
Though seriously, that was freaking amazing. Is it okay if I just start referring to you as "Sierra, God of Editors"?
This actually restored some faith in myself. I've been taking the time to edit and rewrite one of my older fics and I've been smacking myself over my old nemesis, comma splices. Knowing that my entry level skills were better than this...
Yeah, it's a boost. Thanks for the lift!
P.S. Sierra, why did you change your name from Quantum? And why did you change your avatar? The last one was adorable!
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Who knows why he does what he does :V. And yeah, this was a real challenge to edit, though most of the writing is his. The entire first half of the chapter is his work alone, with touches of writing from myself.
The rest of it is just a massive clusterfuck of writing from the four admins who worked on it, that somehow conglomerated into a tolerable chapter.
Glad we could boost your confidence a little, and know that we're always available for editing (just please provide some manner of quality before showing it to us, it was hard to derive any kind of story from what we worked with.)
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Now that'd be a story to tell the guys.
528658 Wow, thanks for the support! I'm no god of editing, I had some awesome people help me! We all took parts of the story, though the extract above is mostly mine. I did an even better bit at the end, but it's pretty long and I wanted to keep the post short.
I like change! I change my username occasionally, and my avatar frequently. Speaking of that, I'm due another change...
My editing song:
FINISH IT!
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529162 Finish what? The review? That's all done, all 3,000 words of it
BLAHH!
Whats the story called?
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529179 It's not been published yet, I'll let the author publish it in his own time
Still, Brushy will be along soon and hopefully that'll pique your interest!
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Why do I keep putting Fluttershys?
...
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529234 That's just awesome.
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Because she's best pony?
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Here's where I got it:
Fluttershy and Spitfire
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Yes, I like Fluttershy ALLOT, but I like Pinkie Pie.
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That is a great improvement
It is possible to survive a 120mph crash if one is wearing their seat-belt and has a good airbag. and the seat-belt doesn't break or slip. One will still be pretty fubar.
Oh my dear sweet Celestia, if that's only a snippet of the story, you gentlemen had your work cut out for you. Brilliant work though.
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Fubar'ed like no one's been fubar'ed before.
529643 fubar is not high enough level of nonrecognition
When I read fics like that, I can't help but laugh because I know when I'm finished with the story I'll have to read the hilarious comment section Nice rewrite