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So it has come to my attention that I am a fat-fat rooster

Take 2: THE MEAL LEEEEEEEEEAVES

*Goddamit Ignorable*

Take 3: ANYBODY NOT SHOOTIN' AT WHAT I'M SHOOTIN' AT BECOMES WHAT I'M SHOOTIN' AT.

*oh for the love of god*

Take 4:


Ahem, so I'll be taking requests now, and I mean for my new "reviewing style"  So I have a request for all 95 of you (give or take)

Go my flock, go and find the worst, most terrible, most cliche and grammatically flawed stories there are in existence.

Oh, and if you want to get an honest to god critique, then send me a PM, Bash-review requests belong in the comments.  Now if you'll excuse me; THE DANCE ANTS HAVE RETURNED.

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#390711 · 8w, 3d ago · · ·
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Have a heart just for that amazing profile picture.

:heart:

#390254 · 8w, 3d ago · 3 · ·
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>>390201 There's such a thing as loving your story, and what you said.

The first, is...like being the perfect parent. Kind, loving, but doing the right thing, even though it hurts.

The second, is loving it so much that you won't let anything hurt it, even if it's for the best.

When you publish something, you're putting a piece of yourself out there, something that you keep to yourself in your daily life. So people tend to get overprotective when it's shot to pieces. But  to answer your question; yes, there is such a thing as loving it too much.

#390201 · 8w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hi i just read your comment on the lecture about originality saying that if you give your story love and attention it will bloom. is there such a thing as giving it too much love and attention... kind of like an overprotective mother smothering her child. or is it a good thing?

#329306 · 13w, 6d ago · · ·
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Meh ur funny thats the only reason i need

#308157 · 15w, 5d ago · · ·
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i don't like your review.  but you get 3 out of 5 derpy dash faces :rainbowderp: :rainbowderp: :rainbowderp: you made me laugh in the one with the fish joke

well played :eeyup:

#303659 · 16w, 1d ago · · ·
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Hey, you inspired me to write this. It's making fun of nearly everything on this site! Oh and feel free to give a review, everybody gets one

Carl Bashes Equestria

#303427 · 16w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>303389 eeeheehhehehe :trollestia:

#303389 · 16w, 1d ago · · ·
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I finally figured out that you added me on Skype.

You bastard.

#303364 · 16w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for your favorable review on Mordane Stronghoof

#301482 · 16w, 2d ago · · ·
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hey so i'm gonna need 85 shades back as soon as possible.

...........yeah that would be great.:moustache:moustache::moustache::

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