BREAKING NEWS: Pinkie Pie performs first ever contactless delivery

Archived from April 31, 2017

Testimonial:
My order came fast and piping hot, coming in at just under 30 miles an hour. They're incredible experts at "tossing" the dough. I knew right away when my delivery had arrived. I'm a derpy delivery pony myself, and I couldn't have done a better job than Pinkie's Pizza-Pies did.

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For the best hoof-tossed pizza in town, call 1-800-PONK-PIE. We'll deliver your pizza so fast, you won't even remember waiting!

Comments

[Ninjadeadbeard]

Something about her just dashing away warms my black heart.

[Coco Candy]

Pinkie knows how to social distance, and STILL deliver pizza

[Leafy]

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true dat! XD

[Autumnblazelover61]

Derpy: *Scarfs down pizza and rubs belly*

"Yum! Pretty hard-hitting pizza!"

[The Cloptimist]

The look on her face as it changes from "Ow! Mean! What the hay?" to "Oh wow, free pizza! Yaaayyyy!" will never, ever not make me happy.

[Darkstory]

thanks Pinkie your contactless delivery are so fast I didn't see it coming.
Pinkie's Pizza-Pies is the fastest delivery services, Amarezon don't stand a chance.

[The_Darker_Fonts]

[Mythic Night]

Wait a sec, was that pepperoni?

[Mica]

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Could be tomato slices, or veggie pepperoni.
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