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Thought Prism


Founder of Thought Prism Games. Check out my work at thoughtprismgames.com!

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  • 3 weeks
    Another Rising Flames Progress Update

    It'll probably be another two weeks before chapter four is ready, give or take. It's needed far more editing than any chapter so far, and also more than any chapter to follow, most likely. Actually, this single chapter has probably undergone more revisions than any other piece of fiction I've ever worked on. I went overboard on the original version due to my desire for drama, which led to drama

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  • 14 weeks
    Rising Flames Progress Update

    Just letting everybody know, it's going to be a bit longer before Chapter Three drops. In addition to refining our editing process to be more collaborative (I was letting my mindset from my game development work bleed into here, when my priorities with Rising Flames are very different), Spell Check and applezombi pointed out a bunch of issues with my outline that I've been diligently

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  • 17 weeks
    My new company: Thought Prism Games!

    I’ve got an exciting announcement today! Some of you might have been wondering what I’ve been up to outside the fanfic front, and now I’m ready to share at last. I am proud to announce and launch my new card game company: Though Prism Games! I have two fresh releases: Carddrop, a nifty little dexterity game to enjoy with regular playing cards, and Veebar, a fun two-player experience for all ages.

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  • 24 weeks
    Rising Flames Release Date!

    1/1/2024

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  • 30 weeks
    Free Giveaway of my book!

    Since it’s been over a year since release, and I don’t think anybody else is going to buy it at this point, I’ve decided to release my original fantasy novel from last year for free! You can read it right in dropbox here, or download the file. It’s an EPUB, so it’ll

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Wait a second. · 5:19pm Jun 20th, 2020

How did it become tradition for Yak cakes to contain vanilla extract in the first place when vanilla beans only grow in the tropics? Very suspicious if you ask me...

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Oh, that's from back in the days when Yaks ruled the entire planet, before the ponies drove the armies and people of mighty Republic of Smash on a death march to the Frozen North and stole their rightful heritage.

How sure are we that the production of vanilla extract involves any actual vanilla beans, though? It's been a damned long time that was true in our world, and Equestria's chemical industry is pretty much the only part of its technology to reach the level of our modern day.

YAKS TRADE! YAKS BEST AT TRADE.

Blame Discord. He probably laced then-traditional yak cuisine with all kinds of exotic (and thus imperfect) flavors until, chaos being chaos, he accidentally provided them with one they liked.

Fortunately, the resulting stampede-crusade for vanilla beans provided plentiful havoc and upheaval. Discord still considers it one of the best mistakes he ever made.

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I was not expecting this many plausible explanations, haha. The answer, it seems, is still up in the air.

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