TTISI: Ace Combat 7 (Multiplayer) · 10:42pm Jun 17th, 2020
In the spirit of trying to finish up a couple of chapters for Sky Aces, I tried to gain some inspiration from Ace Combat 7’s multiplayer. Enjoy!
I myself am a decent player. Granted, I’m obviously not the best, but I can handle someone flying a Wyvern.
*flies an SU-47 Berkut with special skin and the emblem of 03.*
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YOUR TOES, HAND ‘EM OVER-
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Y’know you’re good when you fully expect to see yourself within the top 3... yes, I’m bragging, but y’know what? This is one of those games that I can confidentially say this.
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Oh fuck, this guy is using a god damn- fuckin- damn you. It’s one of those planes that’s fucking over powered as all hell. I don’t know why people are allowed to use them in multiplayer. Y’know, I get it, everyone has their favorite planes. I’m not gonna shame you for using it. I just have a question- why the fuck do you use it when everyone else is using lower-tier planes. I mean, I can forgive you for using an F-22 Raptor, which is still a powerful aircraft, however, the odds kind of balance out more, y’know? Unlike the other ridiculously over-powered aircraft, it doesn’t have LAUNCHABLE UNMANNED DRONES THAT CAN GUN YOU DOWN LIKE A HACK.
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I’m getting real Mc’fuckin’ tired of this shit.
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Seventh... Well, the guy surely isn’t gonna use it again next round, right?
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Fucker’s using it again...
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God damn- if only I could just shoot you the fuck down!!
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*shoots down the overpowered aircraft* YES!!!
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*eight place* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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This is the third round this fucker is using this goddamn plane. Why. Are you so shit at every other Mc’fuckin’ plane, that you can only win if you used this one over-powered piece of shit? Because that’s the only reason you should use it. Even then, fuck you, you aren’t that shit.
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Skiddaddle skidoodle, your brain is a noodle.
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I‘M the only one who uses a machine gun in matches.
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That’s right! *places 2nd* FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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I hate you. I don’t know who you are, I dunno where you’re from, I don’t even know if you’re a nice person. But in any case, I hate your plane. I hate that over-powered SOB.
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As someone in this game’s campaign has said, “this is the kinda stuff that really chaps my ass”. Such an underrated line.
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