Megalist: A Summarization of 100 Conspiracy Theories · 1:27am Jun 11th, 2020
This was originally written back in February of this year; the full blog entry will be given at the end of this. I simply thought that you guys may appreciate reading some of it. All of this is for educational purposes into the world of conspiracy theories and as such, it does not reflect my personal views Reader discretion is somewhat advise. Also, Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.
The All Seeing Eye.
I ended up starting this when I was going through a really bad bout of stomach trouble. As such, my time was spent on /x/. Then an idea sprang to mind: why not try to summarize as many of the theories on the various Conspiracy Iceberg as I can? I saw no reason not to try, so I listed off 100 of them.
Then 200.
Then 250.
Then 300.
Then 400.
Finally, I got to 500 and settled there. While not every single one is from the Iceberg, I tried to stick to it as best I could.
Also, on one final note, I feel it’s necessary to stress that just because I don't work to actively disprove all of these, that does not mean u believe they're legitimate. Simply put: I don’t wish to discourage anyone from looking into them if they’re open minded or even believe in them. Rather, I encourage you—no matter how much I may disagree with you—to do your own research. We have free will and I don’t have any control over the decisions you make. The only thing I ask from you is that—should you decide to comment (which would make my day!)—to please not be inflammatory or mean. I know how volatile conspiracies can be and I’d like things to be civil (should anyone opt to debate).
Let’s Break the Conditioning: An Introduction and Summary of 500 Conspiracy Theories
#1: John F. Kennedy’s Assassination A classic in the realm of conspiracy theories. There are an insurmountable number of variations which include:
- The FBI killed him (the director, J. Edgar Hoover, loathed Kennedy).
- The CIA had him killed. This theory stems from a quote where Kennedy said he wanted to shred the agency into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind. Allegedly, he said this after he was duped into the Bay of Pigs Invasion.
- The Mafia killed him (Kennedy wanted to crack down on organized crime). Some also suspect the FBI or CIA hired the Mafia to carry out the hit.
- The Federal Reserve killed him. There are claims that Kennedy wanted to abolish the Fed.
- His vice president, Lyndon B. Johnson, killed him. This claim alleges that Johnson was a part of the Deep State and did it as a power grab.
- The Cubans killed him in response to the Bay of Pigs Invasion. Fidel Castro went on record as denying this and said it would have been “suicide”. He continued by saying that if they had, the United States would have demolished the entire country of Cuba in response.
- The Soviets killed him. They too denied it and it’s also worth noting that the leader of the time. Nikita Kruschev, actually liked Kennedy. In contrast, he loathed Johnson.
- Aliens killed him. This is because aliens are a necessity in every truth seekers claim and without them, the theory is missing the most necessary ingredient.
- His wife, Jackie, killed him (this was due to him having affairs).
- The driver killed him. The idea here is that the famous footage most have likely seen has been edited and that the driver turned around, drew a gun, and shot Kennedy.
- Kennedy killed himself. This idea posits that Kennedy wanted to martyr himself.
- Coca-Cola was behind it. Okay, not entirely. According to the editor of an organic gardening magazine, the reason Oswald shot Kennedy was due to a mental impairment that stemmed from an addiction to refined sugar. Specifically, Coca-Cola.
While the official story is still what’s consistently circulated, the assassination of President Kennedy is a theory that many Americans believe to be legitimate.
#2: Roswell and Area 51 The legendary crash of ‘47 has been at the center of many theories. While the official report states that the object was a weather balloon, many UFO enthusiasts insist the object was something else. These theories include:
- It was a real alien spaceship.
- It was a Soviet spy plane.
- It was a satellite.
- It was a plane that contained deformed Russian children.
- It was a top secret United States aircraft.
- It was a meteor.
To this day, the Roswell incident remains one of the most iconic and widely discussed conspiracies in the United States. As for Area 51, it’s said that this is where the object that crashed in Roswell was taken to. Some have claimed that Area 51 is where the government and aliens collaborate to create extremely advanced weaponry or where the bodies were merely examined. Skeptics, meanwhile, believe that Area 51 is nothing more than a place where prototypes of military aircraft are tested and that the reason for its secrecy is geopolitical in nature.
#3: The Illuminati Another classic, the Illuminati was a real group way back when. To quote the original founder of the group, Adam Weishaupt:
The great strength of our Order lies in its concealment; let it never appear in its own name, but always covered by another name, and another occupation.
George Washington was also aware of their existence and had made it a goal to make sure it never spread to the United States.
It is not my intention to doubt that the doctrine of the Illuminati and the principles of Jacobinism had not spread in the United States. On the contrary, no one is more satisfied of this fact than I am.
Alas, that seems to not be the case nowadays. Some claim they now operate in the shadows and are the source of all the world’s strife. 9/11, the Middle East, and even World War 1 and 2. The Illuminati have also recently come into the mainstream thanks to the belief that US President Donald Trump is working to defeat the cabal.
#4: The FBI The premiere law enforcement agency in the United States, the history of the FBI is one that has been marred thanks to the first director, J. Edgar Hoover. Although many directors have worked to clean the image of the agency, there are those that believe it to be a politicized intelligence that’s weaponized by the president to take down political opponents. This belief was catapulted into the mainstream by President Trump.
#5: The Moon Landing As classic as a song by Bobby Darin, the idea here is that the US faked the Apollo 11 landing to win the space race. Some claim that legendary Hollywood director Stanley Kubrick filmed it and used the adaptation of Stephen King’s novel, The Shining, to confess to it. Coincidentally, it’s also speculated by some that King murdered Kubrick because of how much he despised the adaptation. There’s a sub theory that claims that Apollo 11 landed on the wrong Moon.
#6: Project Blue Beam Preface: I’m going to use portions of my write-up about this theory from December. Call me lazy, but I’m too proud of it to let it go to waste for this megalist. I also don’t think there’s a simple way to make Blue Beam a simplistic summary given how gargantuan it is in its details.
Quite easily the most insane and nonsensical conspiracy I’ve ever heard of, the idea behind Project Blue Beam is that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is devising this extraordinarily realistic and three-dimensional holographic technology that they’ll use to simulate the Second Coming of Jesus Christ (though it isn’t limited to just Jesus, but more on that later). This simulation will, in the end, result in the Antichrist being appointed as head of the New World Order and from there, the End Days begin. As for its name, I cannot find a definitive answer to that, but from what I can gather, the device(s) will emit blue beams to create the holographic images. Take that with a grain of salt though.
Project Blue Beam is divided into four meticulous stages that will be carried out over a period of time. These four stages are as follows:
Stage 1
Starting things off: the New World Order would trigger a series of artificial earthquakes in various parts of the world. This would unearth an array of “new artifacts” that would then reveal to us that the religious doctrines that billions have followed for millennia have, in fact, been misunderstood. The end result of this would be that every religion around the world would be discredited in the blink of an eye.
Monast claims that films like Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey were used to lay the foundation for this stage. The scene involving the monolith was a major part of this in laying what’s essentially the psychological framework to the inevitable unraveling of what we as a species supposedly knew about religion and of our world as a whole.
Monast also says that films like Jurassic Park are propaganda as it teaches us evolution as opposed to the concept of creationism and subtlety feeding children and other naïve individuals that God’s word is nothing but lies.
Stage 2
The second stage of Project Blue Beam would begin with what’s been described as a massive “show” that would be seen in outer space. Through the usage of three-dimensional holographic laser projections, we would see UFOs and creatures as described in the Book of Revelation in the sky. This is when something truly fantastical and unbelievable would happen: religious figures would appear in the sky, though it’d correlate with what the country/area’s predominant religion is. For example: Israel would see the Jewish messiah, Christian countries would see Jesus, Buddhist countries would see Buddha, and Muslim countries would see Allah.
Exactly why predominantly Muslim countries would see Allah as opposed to their prophet—which is Muhammad—I don’t know. As for Buddhist majority countries, I consulted a friend of mine who’s a Buddhist and they don’t exactly have prophets, so it makes sense that Buddha would be seen.
I digress though. These deities—despite being seen in different parts of the and separated by thousands of miles in some instances—would then all merge into one single God. According to Monast, it’s at this moment that the “electronic Antichrist” would be born. Accompanying this event would also be Soviet-era computers that would assist in the psychological aspect of this event.
“Minute physio-psychological particulars based on their studies of the anatomy and electro-mechanical composition of the human body, and the studies of the electrical, chemical and biological properties of the human brain; every human has been allocated a unique radio wavelength.”
I grabbed that off of a 4chan post, so make of it what you will. I don’t think that’s how human psychology works.
>The destruction of religious and social order would eventually take place, resulting in countless fanatics showing symptoms of demonic possession on a scale never seen before. During this time, Beethoven’s Ode to Joy would be blasted across the planet as the anthem of the New Age One World Religion.
Stage 3
Stage three will involve “Telepathic Two-Way Communication”. This will consist of transferring artificial knowledge via satellites. This knowledge will enter the human brain and result in mind control. Here’s how Monast himself describes it.
“Such rays from satellites are fed from the memories of computers that have stored massive data about every human on earth, and their languages. The rays will then interlace with their natural thinking to form what we call diffuse artificial thought.”
I personally don’t get it.
I digress. This is all achieved through extremely low-frequency (ELF) radio waves that will make people believe that their God (or idol) is speaking directly to them through the use of telepathy.
On one final note: The Spectator, a magazine based out of the United Kingdom, published a response from Monast himself in regards to what will happen to anyone who’s skeptical of the complete and total mind control of the world’s population.
“If people do not believe this kind of technology is possible, or that it is science fiction, those people put themselves in great jeopardy. During the night when the new messiah will be presented to the world, they will not be prepared and will have no time to prepare to save themselves against that kind of technology.”
With Stage 3 done, we now move onto the most magnificent of it all.
Stage 4
The final stage of Project Blue Beam is comprised of three separate steps.
The first is to run propaganda that will fool the world’s population into thinking that there’s an enormous alien invasion—one on the scale of Roland Emmerich’s 1996 film Independence Day—is imminent and that it’ll be centered at every major city on Earth.
According to Monast, this step has also been prepared by Hollywood. In this case, via 2001, Star Wars, and Star Trek. He claims that the three films all involve a massive invasion from space and that all nations join together to fight off the extraterrestrial threat. This was also stated by former US President Ronald Reagan:
“Perhaps we need some outside, universal threat to make us recognize this common bond. I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world.”
This quote has commonly been believed as Reagan hinting that Blue Beam was real and would lead to the New World Order.
The second step is to convince Christians to believe that the Rapture has begun. To accomplish this, there’s supposedly a device that has been “perfected” that is capable of lifting a massive number of people into the sky. This device was allegedly tested in a very interesting way: UFO abductions throughout the decades were apparently the way that it was tested.
The third and final step will be the activation of “special microchips” (or just smart chips) that have secretly been installed into every single modern electronic and appliance. These chips will visualize displays that will be supernatural in appearance. However, in reality, they’re actually holograms created by Project Blue Beam.
Once these three steps have been completed, the level of chaos that’s taking place will supposedly lead to the world’s population begging for the New World Order to take complete and total control. As such, the one world government will begin. Once this is done and the New World Order has been officially established, everyone will need to take an oath to Lucifer through a ritualistic initiation. Those who resist will be put into one of seven categories.
#1: Children of the Christian faith are to be kept as either human sacrifices or sex slaves. Or, in Monast’s own words:
“Classification of Christian children, as they plan it, are to be used as human sacrifice. Where? Within the black mass ceremonies, they will participate in any kind of sexual orgy, some to be kept as sexual slaves.”
#2: The resistor will be kept for use in medical experiments.
#3: The resistor will be kept and used as a living organ bank.
#4: Those who are healthy and fit for manual labor will be thrown into a slave camp.
#5: Those who the New World Order are uncertain about will be put into a re-education center. After this, they’ll be put onto international television and forced to repent for resisting, after which they will learn to glorify and praise the New World Order.
#6: Should the resistor not fit into any of the above-mentioned categories, they will be thrown into an execution center.
#7: This classification is as of yet unknown. Why this is, I’m unsure.
It’s at this point that things become a bit murky. Depending on who you are, this’ll be when the End Days begins (as described in religious texts) and Armageddon commences. For others, there will be more time before things like the real Second Coming begins.
As I said in the December write-up on Blue Beam, you can find plenty of information online about it. If you’re willing to endure one of the deepest and craziest rabbit holes in the world, go for it. Otherwise, you may be better off simply remaining oblivious.
#7: 9/11 I think we’ve all heard the conspiracies surrounding 9/11. Some of these include:
- A test of Project Blue Beam (a drone was crashed in the case of United Airlines Flight 93).
- A false flag attack by the US government so we could invade Iraq for oil. This is generally thought to be George W. Bush finishing his father’s work (George H.W. Bush started the Gulf War). Some also think a miniature nuke was used and no planes struck the towers.
- Saudi Arabia (most of the hijackers were from Saudi Arabia).
- Insurance fraud (Larry Silverstein had taken out a major insurance policy shortly before the attacks and neither he nor his family or friends went to work on the day of the attack).
- Controlled demolition to begin the aforementioned conflict with Iraq. This is one of the most popular theories thanks to the collapse of World Trade Center 7, the building that fell despite not being hit by any planes. The official explanation is office fires damaging the structure of it.
- Japan (I have no idea where this theory comes from).
- Israel (this is a very long story, but many allegations related to Middle Eastern wars involve Israel).
- The Deep State (an off-shoot of a false flag, but George W. Bush genuinely didn’t know it was a false flag).
- A cover up for missing money in the Pentagon (the day prior to the attack, the Pentagon announced it had lost a trillion dollars; some think that the attacks were used to cover this up, but the planes that struck the World Trade Center were used to divert attention).
- A Hollywood practical effect that went terribly wrong (someone claimed they were destroyed during the filming of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man).
I’m sure I missed some, but the rabbit hole of the 9/11 truth movement is a deep one that is a headache. Nonetheless, it’s the modern equivalent to JFK. The number of people that subscribe to it is larger than one may think too—something I’m unsurprised by given a fair number of people believe that Reptilians exist.
#8: The 2006 Volleyball Incident I did a write-up on this theory last year and as such, I’ll be using an excerpt from said write-up.
A supposed school shooting that was covered up by the government. The story surrounding this event is pretty simple. Supposedly, a shooting or bombing took place during a school volleyball event in either Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Utah, Oregon, or Montana (though the first two are the most commonly claimed). It’s stated that around 17–24 people were killed. From here, the incident was covered up completely—no word of the shooting/bombing was ever made public and the victims were effectively erased from the memories of their families and friends. The reason for such a coverup has ranged from it being a psyop to it being a precursor to the Sandy Hook Massacre.
#9:The Sky is Alive According to some, the sky is a living organism and operates like our brain. The thoughts the sky has produce clouds and lightning is the equivalent to neurons. Meanwhile, weather is created via emotions. Someone call David Cage, I think I’ve found the plot for his next game!
#10: UFOs Are Jellyfish A quirky little theory, this one posits that UFOs aren’t alien aircraft, but instead a type of jellyfish native to the skies above.
#11: Cryptids and Advanced Cryptozoology While cryptozoology is often the subject of debate (in regards to it being pseudoscience), it’s also a hotbed for conspiracy theories; Mothman and the Chupacabra being two of the biggest topics of discussion. However, the entire field of study itself is the center of a conspiracy. Known as Advanced Cryptozoology (which I must confess I’m not entirely sure if that’s the proper use of that name), there’s a belief that the government (or governments), there’s a staunch belief that cryptids are deliberately being covered up due to their extraterrestrial—or interdimensional—origins. Think something like the Men in Black.
#12: Mars The red planet is a hotbed for conspiracy theories. Life has been covered up, the ruins of ancient civilizations are covered up, we never landed a rover on Mars, and humans originate from Mars due to the collapse of our original civilization are but a few. Now if only Elon could get us there.
#13: Time Cube This is why I am today. Time Cube is incomprehensible to say the least, but it was made by a now deceased man named Gene Ray. He claimed that he was the smartest man in the world and that, supposedly, Earth has four sides that go through four separate days. Also, for anyone who’s curious about Gene Ray, I leave you with some quotes.
I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of Nature’s Harmonic Time Cube Principle and cannot bestow the prestigious honor of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.
I am wiser than any god or scientist, for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth’s sphere, thus I have created 4 simultaneous separate 24 hour days within a 4-corner (as in a 4-corner classroom) rotation of Earth. See for yourself the absolute proof.
My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric by his academic single corner knowledge, knows no course other than to judge me schizoprenic. In today’s society of greed, men of word illusion are elected to lead and wise men are condemned. You must establish a Chair of Wisdom to empower Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia, or perish.
There is "absolute proof" that You are personified pyramid.
-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil.
Linear Time is wrong and suicidal.
YOU KNOW WHAT!!! You are educated stupid as teachers lack intelligence. Truth is Cubic. Time is Cubic... Life is Cubic.... Form is Cubic.. Family is Cubic.. Village is Cubic.. Evil is cubeless. Self is cubeless. God is cubeless. Language is a human invention of an evil cubeless singularity.
Tis Time to kill any educator who does not teach Cubicism above cubelessness. To save humanity from extinction, like prior civilizations perished, youth must redirect self teachers, or destroy them. ... It is not immoral for students to kill all educators who ignore Nature’s Harmonic Time Cube or suppress free speech rights to debate Time Cube Creation Principle.
It’s not immoral to kill Americans who IGNORE their OPPOSITE sex parents who Created them, but instead worship a queer jew who claims to make people out of dirt - when the body is 90 percent water. A God so stupid that he claims only a single day rotation of Earth - while my Cubic Wisdom has allowed me to create 4 simultaneous days within a single Earth rotation. Americans do not deserve life. They live only for today, the evil singularity word bastards.
YOU are the lowest form. YOU can’t procreate alone. YOU destroyed the village. YOU destroyed the family. YOU destroyed childhood. YOU destroyed naturalism. YOU don’t know the Truth. YOU pitiful mindless fools, YOU are educated stupid. YOU worship cubeless word. YOU are your own poison. YOU create your own hell. YOU must seek Time Cube."
Dumb academicians cannot comprehend their slavery to counterfeit word and its evil. Word enslaves mind. Talking dog could enslave humanity. Teachers enslave you stupid.
He was an interesting man.
#14: The Satanic Cabal A quasi offshoot of something like the Illuminati or New World Order, the Satanic Cabal is allegedly a group of devil worshippers that rule over America. They wish to enrich themselves and satisfy themselves at the cost of our freedom. It’s claimed by some that President Trump is battling to overthrow them and give the people back their God given freedom.
#15: Programmed To Kill This is one theory I’ve wanted to look into more, but I’ve never had the adequate time to do so. The idea is that all serial killers and mass shooters are all “programmed to kill” by the CIA and Satanic Cabal. They do this to divert attention from the goings-on in the government. I have absolutely no idea if the FBI is in on this, but one can assume they are. On one final note, if this sounds interesting to you, there’s a channel on YouTube that covers this theory (it has been for what will be a decade come this October). Just look up “programmed to kill”, it’s the first result. An important note though:. most videos are in text format, so you’ll need to read it. Later videos (much later) I believe have some narration.
#16: Nostradamus I don’t think there’s a name more famous when discussion prophecy. Nostradamus transcends religion, age, and borders. Known for his vague and enigmatic prophecies, there are many who believe that what he foresaw is in fact true. Where the conspiracy comes into play is with the disinformation campaign to pass off his writings as nonsense.
#17: Golf Rumors This one has three variants to it. I covered it back in December in more detail and as such, I’ll use excerpts from that to describe it here. Cheap? Maybe. Though if it isn’t broken, why fix it?
It’s claimed that during the 2009 PGA tournament—which was held in August of that year—a nameless, female Politico journalist attended an after party. Upon going into the basement of where this after party was held, she discovered occult activity that was extremely disturbing in nature as opposed to the “normal LARPing Satanist wannabes”. Understandably terrified and put off by what she saw, she wrote about the event and posted it to Politico, only for the story to immediately be removed. Supposedly, the powers that be were none too pleased by her exposing their shady activities and likely threatened her with severe punishment—probably an “unfortunate accident”.
Although the story was removed, it’s claimed that some people did read the story and online forums centered around golf ended up discussing the story en masse. In reaction to this, the posts were wiped off the internet and no archives exist to this day. Still unnerved by the amount of attention that this story was receiving, Tiger Woods’ sex scandal ended up occurring mere days after these posts were removed (I think, the wording of the post I’m citing this portion off of is extremely vague). Said post goes on to state that Tiger Woods ruined his image to bury the Satanic activity story.
The post ends by stating that the poster knew of a .onion site (a website that’s only accessible via the Tor browser), but they couldn’t find it. They also claim that “all surface web traces of it [Golf Rumors] have been wiped outside of threads like this”.
There’s also a slightly longer variant to this version that I came across. It has a few additional details that create a clearer and more disturbing image. Said additional details are as follows.
1: What the journalist saw was that there was a Satanic ritual going on involving children who’d been trafficked there.
2: The story was taken down by editors and higher ups at Politico. As for the golf forums that began to discuss the story, they were shut down and the threads were wiped from the internet.
3: The journalist ended up dying under suspicious circumstances. Some people began to look into the story, but this was overshadowed entirely after Tiger Woods’ scandal became public. There’s nothing about Woods doing on his own volition.
The second version is that a man named Robert Golf was hired by the government and subjected to MKUltra-like experiments by the CIA.
The third and final version comes in the form of a theory put forth by Dead Rabbit Radio—though I think it might’ve been more of a joke than anything else. I digress though. Carpenter mentioned towards the end that Golf Rumors may not have to do with the sport, but rather with the “Global Oscillations at Low Frequencies” part of the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) spacecraft. The G.O.L.F. aspect monitors the sun and has revealed some very interesting things about it, such as how the Sun’s core spins four times faster than the Sun itself.
According to Carpenter, this might’ve been what Golf Rumors is really about. Perhaps there are rumors that there’s something amiss with the Sun that we don’t know since it’s being covered up. Perhaps there’s something sinister, terrifying, or concerning about the Sun. Perhaps there truly is life on the Sun. Perhaps the Sun will die far sooner than we expected it would. Or perhaps the Sun is a living creature.
Ultimately, it’s been speculated by some that this entire story was fabricated by someone who wanted to troll conspiracy theorists. However, given the number of allegations directed towards celebrities and even athletes, it’s entirely possible that the so-called Golf Rumors are in fact legitimate in nature.
#18: The Deep State This one is a bit trickier to explain since in many ways, the Deep State does exist. The manner in which exists, however, is different than some of the ways it’s portrayed as.
The Deep State theory states that there’s a shadow government—which is comprised of members of the elite and of US intelligence agencies (typically the CIA)—that are actively working against the will of the people. Where as we want freedom, they want an authoritarian government. What type depends on what your political alignment is. Some say it’s fascist and others say it’s communist.
In some ways, this isn’t a conspiracy. You could call the actions by the DNC during the 2016 election, the revelations by Edward Snowden, and the various email leaks from WikiLeaks as proof of a Deep State operation. There have also been various operations done by the CIA (see below) that can be taken as signs of a rogue government working above the law.
#19: The CIA The primary intelligence agency in the United States, the CIA has been at the center of a lot of conspiracy theories throughout the years. So much so that I don’t think it’s possible to list them all here without adding well over a thousand words (and that’s just on the names). That said, most truth seekers will tell you that many of the world’s problems can be traced back to them and if they were shredded into a thousand pieces and scattered into the wind, the world would be a significantly better place.
#20: The Simpsons is Real Footage Early seasons of The Simpsons was real footage of a nuclear meltdown that mutated the population of Springfield (a location that was expunged from all records). It also created a rift in the world that made it two-dimensional. This theory is largely regarded as being a joke that some took seriously.
#21: The Large Hadron Collider Known to some as “that machine that was used to recreate the big bang on a tiny scale”, the Large Hadron Collider is suspected by some to be a stargate that will be used to open a portal to Hell in order to bring about the End Days. Others claim it’s being used to awaken an Egyptian God (which is generally believed to be Osiris).
#22: Nibiru
The Sumerian pantheon was headed by an “Olympian Circle” of twelve, for each of these supreme gods had to have a celestial counterpart, one of the twelve members of the Solar System. Indeed, the names of the gods and their planets were one and the same (except when a variety of epithets were used to describe the planet or the god’s attributes). Heading the pantheon was the ruler of Nibiru, ANU whose name was synonymous with "Heaven," for he resided on Nibiru. His spouse, also a member of the Twelve, was called ANTU. Included in this group were the two principal sons of ANU: E.A ("Whose House Is Water"), Anu’s Firstborn but not by Antu; and EN.LIL ("Lord of the Command") who was the Heir Apparent because his mother was Antu, a half sister of Anu. Ea was also called in Sumerian texts EN.KI ("Lord Earth"), for he had led the first mission of the Anunnaki from Nibiru to Earth and established on Earth their first colonies in the E.DIN ("Home of the Righteous Ones")—the biblical Eden. His mission was to obtain gold, for which Earth was a unique source. Not for ornamentation or because of vanity, but as away to save the atmosphere of Nibiru by suspending gold dust in that planet’s stratosphere. As recorded in the Sumerian texts (and related by us in The 12th Planet and subsequent books of The Earth Chronicles), Enlil was sent to Earth to take over the command when the initial extraction methods used by Enki proved unsatisfactory. This laid the groundwork for an ongoing feud between the two half brothers and their descendants, a feud that led to Wars of the Gods; it ended with a peace treaty worked out by their sister Ninti (thereafter renamed Ninharsag). The inhabited Earth was divided between the warring clans. The three sons of Enlil—Ninurta, Sin, Adad—together with Sin’s twin children, Shamash (the Sun) and Ishtar (Venus), were given the lands of Shem and Japhet, the lands of the Semites and Indo-Europeans: Sin (the Moon) lowland Mesopotamia; Ninurta, ("Enlil’s Warrior," Mars) the highlands of Elam and Assyria; Adad ("The Thunderer," Mercury) Asia Minor (the land of the Hittites) and Lebanon. Ishtar was granted dominion as the goddess of the Indus Valley civilization; Shamash was given command of the spaceport in the Sinai peninsula. This division, which did not go uncontested, gave Enki and his sons the lands of Ham—the brown/black people—of Africa: the civilization of the Nile Valley and the gold mines of southern and western Africa—a vital and cherished prize. A great scientist and metallurgist, Enki’s Egyptian name was Ptah ("The Developer"; a title that translated into Hephaestus by the Greeks and Vulcan by the Romans). He shared the continent with his sons; among them was the firstborn MAR.DUK ("Son of the Bright Mound") whom the Egyptians called Ra, and NIN.GISH.ZI.DA ("Lord of the Tree of Life") whom the Egyptians called Thoth (Hermes to the Greeks)—a god of secret knowledge including astronomy, mathematics, and the building of pyramids. It was the knowledge imparted by this pantheon, the needs of the gods who had come to Earth, and the leadership of Thoth, that directed the African Olmecs and the bearded Near Easterners to the other side of the world. And having arrived in Mesoamerica on the Gulf coast—just as the Spaniards, aided by the same sea currents, did millennia later—they cut across the Mesoamerican isthmus at its narrowest neck and—just like the Spaniards due to the same geography—sailed down from the Pacific coast of Mesoamerica southward, to the lands of Central America and beyond. For that is where the gold was, in Spanish times and before.
- Zecharia Sitchin, The Lost Realms (The Earth Chronicles, #4)
If that made sense to you, then you likely understand why people believe in Nibiru.
The legendary planet that was said to kill us all on December 21, 2012, Nibiru has had more arrival dates than Duke Nukem Forever had. Said to be a planet that’s either about the size of our Moon or the size of Earth, Nibiru has an extremely odd orbit that brings it through our Solar System and then out of it. It’s said that the next time it arrives, it’ll either pass between us and the Moon or outright strike Earth and kill us all. Should it be the former, it’d likely cause catastrophic damage to the planet, but not kill all of us (just a whole lot of us). Although NASA has repeatedly said that the planet cannot exist due to our understanding of physics (not to mention how it would’ve likely been sucked into Jupiter), many still think Nibiru is real and that it’s only a matter of time before it returns. If you’re at all curious to look into the belief of Nibiru, there are a plethora of videos on YouTube and forums on the Internet. You may need to dig a bit deep if you use Google though due to their algorithm typically burying conspiracy related content.
#23: Vaccines and Autism A claim that’s seen a resurgence in recent years thanks to social media, the claim that vaccines are the cause for Autism is one that’s been blamed for outbreaks of diseases like Measles. While many parents will claim that due to their child being injured when given a vaccine as proof that they’re harmful and extremely dangerous, doctors argue against this and say that such instances are exceedingly rare and the risk of an outbreak of a long-forgotten disease is significantly more dangerous than one could ever imagine.
Despite those pleas, the crusade against vaccination continues and the risk that children are put at due to this has become no better in recent memory. As a fun little fact, the supposed doctor who created this conspiracy is no longer a real doctor. Oops!
#24: Space is Fake This is one of those theories that feels like it originates from an unproduced 1960s Sci-Fi film. While there are those that believe the Earth exists under the Firmament (a dome that’s described in the Book of Genesis; most nowadays believe it to be interpreted as the atmosphere), some outright think that space itself doesn’t exist. The Moon, the stars, the planets, all of that is hogwash. For what reason, I must admit that I don’t know for absolute certain. Some may point to the aforementioned Firmament and say that the Earth is flat and the heavens above were put there by God to show His power, but some may just say that Earth is the only “real” thing that exists. Then there’s the “life is a simulation” theory and what we’re seeing is a skybox.
#25: Nazis in Antarctica The Nazis were—and still are—a hotbed for conspiracy theories. One of these is related to the idea that the Nazis were never fully defeated, but instead fled to Antarctica and set up base there; this action supposedly later being the reason for the controversial “Operation: High Jump”. Although the continent is inhospitable and a nightmare to live in, some argue that what they really did was go down an entrance and into the Hollow Earth. This theory (along with a few others) later went on to be used in the 2019 film Iron Sky: The Coming Race.
#26: Flat Earth I’m sure everyone’s heard of this theory. The Earth is not round, but is in fact flat. This theory has also seen a resurgence in recent times and has become the subject of numerous memes. While many scientists and astronomers have debunked the claim, it remains a popular belief among some.
#27: Reptilians Popularized by former European sportsman David Icke, the theory that the elite and world leaders are shapeshifting Reptilian aliens has been the subject of both many jokes and sincere beliefs. While most scoff at the mere notion of these shapeshifters, millions believe it and some even claim that the Reptilians are plotting to exterminate all of humanity.
#28: Climate Change Is Fake An extremely prominent theory and one that I love to read up on, Climate Change has been the subject of both serious study and extreme skepticism. The latter falls into two camps: pure skepticism and outright denial. The former presents skepticism to the concept of man-made climate change while the latter tends to either deny that man has any effect on the climate or that climate change as a whole (such as the climate naturally changing) isn’t a thing. While both stances are generally seen as conspiracy theories, the latter tends to get criticism from even skeptics.
#29: Doveland, Wisconsin Supposedly, there was a town in the state of Wisconsin named Doveland. While no such area exists, some claim that an event took place there around 2016 and that any and a information has been suppressed and the mere existence of the location has been expunged.
#30: The Titanic Was Deliberately Sunk It’s claimed that the Titanic was sunk due to the company that made the ship being in danger of going bankrupt. As such, they devised a scheme to have the ship sink so they’d get a massive payout. There’s also a theory that J.P. Morgan had it sink as one of the passengers was opposed to the Federal Reserve (which was brought into power the following year).
#31: Denver Airport This one is remarkably simplistic. The idea is that Denver International Airport, located in Denver, Colorado, is in fact the base of operations for the New World Order. Its odd taste in art (which typically conveys a message of uniting against what look to be Nazis), an extremely unnerving and strange horse sculpture, and a runway that some say resembles a swastika is what’s often presented as proof. I won’t deny that the first two are certainly odd, but I’ve never been able to see the swastika. To me, it looks way too skewered. On a final note, I have to wonder why they wouldn’t pick a more morbid/ironic location like JFK International Airport in New York City. It’s always claimed that JFK was staunchly against the New World Order and friends. Why not disgrace his memory by having your headquarters there?
#32: The Top of Mountains It’s claimed by some that the tops of mountains hold many peculiarities, such as leylines, portals and UFO hangers.
#33: The NSA Although whistleblower Edward Snowden made it public that the NSA is spying on American civilians, there are some who believe that the operation is significantly larger than what Snowden has revealed. Claims include spying through televisions and even Xbox Kinect cameras.
#34: PizzaGate This one actually has a fair bit of truth to it given the arrests of people like Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein. The idea behind it is that the political elite in the United States are a part of a pedophilia ring; the name originating from an email sent by Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager, John Podesta. Although I’m adamant there’s some truth to PizzaGate, there are several elements to it that have yet to be proven. Some of them include the underground child sex trafficking ring inside of Comet Pizza and the rather sleazy looking John Podesta (along with his brother, Tony) having abducted Madeleine McCann.
As a side note: I want to quickly give a warning. At the start, I said that I encourage people to look into conspiracies if they’re interested. I stand by that completely; you’re free to look into this one, but my one and only major bit of caution is this: If you aren’t can’t stomach stories or extreme sexual abuse, rape, and violence against children (or anything of that nature), I seriously can’t stress enough that this is likely going to be distressing for you. Seriously, it’s likely this will leave you awake for a week or two.
#35: The Oklahoma City Bombing It’s said that the either Islamists or the FBI were behind the Oklahoma City Bombing rather than Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols. The reason for the former is revenge for Operation: Desert Storm while the latter was to create an excuse to crackdown on white supremacists. It’s also been claimed that there was a third bomber (it is true that a “John Doe 2” was being looked for for a fair bit of time) was involved and that it was Michael Berscia.
#36: Cicada 3301 The famous Internet enigma, the group that calls itself “3301” (with the Cicada part coming from the original photo it posted on 4chan) has been speculated to be a recruiting campaign for the CIA, MI6, Mossad, and a rogue group of elite hackers. However, none have been proven and to date, their most recent puzzle remains unsolved.
#37: Ebola Was an Inside Job by the CDC Some have suggested the Ebola outbreak from the mid-2010s was deliberate in nature. The motivation for it was funding from the government. It must’ve worked since late last year, a vaccine was successfully made.
#38: Saddam Hussein’s Stargate Claimed by some to be the real reason we invaded Iraq, this theory posits that the former dictator of Iraq had a stargate that he was going to use to invade the United States. Others have much more fantastical theories.
#39: The Freemasons The open secret of secret societies, the Freemasons are a fraternity that many can join (there’s a Masonic lodge not far from me). However, some believe that the Freemasons—much like the Illuminati—are behind many of the world’s troubles.
#40: The Philadelphia Experiment An extremely famous example of what’s believed to be time travel or dimension hopping, The Philadelphia Experiment is said to have been a test that was meant to have a battleship become invisible (or cloaked). However, what instead happened was the ship was teleported from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to off the shore of South Carolina and back. As a result, our reality was split in two and we’re now living in the reality that was created. Those aboard the ship, meanwhile, went insane.
#41: Biblical Aliens It’s said that the Bible speaks of aliens. The song Come Sail Away by Styx references this.
#42: Michigan Blue Hell A video game esque conspiracy, the idea of this theory is that there’s a building in Michigan that can “clip out” of our reality. Some claim this is caused by a Native American spirit that was imprisoned on the land however. No matter which version you believe, the conspiracy remains the same at its core and the end result is generally the same. If you fall into the Michigan Blue Hell, you’ll never return.
#43: The Lottery Exists to Catch Time Travelers A conspiracy worthy of its own story, this theory posits that the real reason for the lottery isn’t a game of chance for the everyman, but rather to catch those who travel to the past to win big.
#44: Iraq Giant It’s said that shortly after the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the United States army faced resistance from giants.
#45: Keanu Reeves is Immortal Fans of actor Keanu Reeves say that he’s immortal. Some subscribe to this theory because he’s extremely kind and generous and only a man who’s lived for centuries could possibly attain such kindness.
#46: Pope Francis is the Antichrist You can thank the hogwash that is the Prophecy of the Popes—along with a general disdain for Catholicism—for this theory. While I’m certain that every Pope since Peter has been labeled as the son of Satan, many believe that Pope Francis is the Antichrist. The Prophecy of the Popes ends with “Peter the Roman”, which many think is Francis. This, coupled with the generally liberal stance Francis has, has led many to the conclusion he has to be the Antichrist.
#47: Oumuamua Rolly polly, rolly polly. The famous space rock that entered our solar system has been the center of speculation ever since it was first observed. Some believe it’s an alien satellite while others think it’s an alien spaceship. Whether they’re benevolent or malevolent is also up for debate.
#48: The 2030 Agenda This theory isn’t the first of its kind. Every few decades, the United Nations puts out an agenda that sets goals to fix various problems that plague our world. In this case, the Sustainable Development Goals (often called the 2030 Agenda) is an agenda put out by the UN to make the world a better place. Here are the 17 goals they put forth.
The Sustainable Development Goals are:
1. No Poverty
2. Zero Hunger
3. Good Health and Well-being
4. Quality Education
5. Gender Equality
6. Clean Water and Sanitation
7. Affordable and Clean Energy
8. Decent Work and Economic Growth
9. Industry, Innovation, and Infrastructure
10. Reducing Inequality
11. Sustainable Cities and Communities
12. Responsible Consumption and Production
13. Climate Action
14. Life Below Water
15. Life On Land
16. Peace, Justice, and Strong Institutions
17. Partnerships for the Goals
Given the very questionable reputation the UN has among a fair number of truth seekers, there have been those who have taken this agenda as being a plan for a one world government.
#49: Sandy Hook I’ve never quite gotten why this one mass shooting in particular has been so popular among conspiracy theorists. I digress: some ardent truth seekers—along with Infowars founder and host Alex Jones—believe that the Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre was a false flag attack (or that it outright never happened and everyone there was a crisis actor). This has attracted an extremely large amount of backlash and even ended up scoring Jones a lawsuit.
#50: Atlantis There are claims that the lost city/continent of Atlantis has been found, but its location is covered up by the governments of the world for reasons unknown. Some allege that those who lived there have adapted to breath underwater while others say that aliens have taken up shop there.
#51: The Man From Taured A rather famous tale, it’s said that a man arrived in Japan for a business trip and presented a passport from the country of Taured. Given that no country by that name exists, the man was detained and later brought to a hotel room to stay for the night; guards were stationed outside of his room. However, the next morning, the man had vanished. While most believe the story to be a work of fiction, some believe the mysterious man was from another dimension and appeared in our world when the two realities overlapped.
#52: The Kecksburg UFO Incident Known as Pennsylvania’s Roswell, a fiery object was seen over the skies of Michigan; later crashing in a forest near Kecksburg, Pennsylvania. Before anyone could go check what it was, the military arrived and took it away. Theories have ranged from it being a Soviet satellite to an alien spacecraft.
#53: The New World Order Many, many political conspiracy theories lead back to this one. The New World Order—which comes from a statement said by former US President George H.W. Bush—is said to be a planned one-world authoritarian government that will subjugate the population of the world and take away any and all freedom; some claiming that it will be a fascist government while others say it’ll be a communist one. Some also claim that there will be one religion and the God of it will be Satan.
#54: The Wyoming Incident Although it’s known as a creepypasta to most, there are those that believe the Wyoming Incident was a real event that caused real adverse harm to those who saw it.
#55: Bitcoin Was Created by Banks The creator of Bitcoin (a man named Satoshi Nakamoto) is a mystery, though there exist quite a few conspiracies surrounding the world famous cryptocurrency. While some think that Bethesda Softworks (the studio behind the Elder Scrolls and Fallout franchises) are the creators of it, some are of the opinion that banks are the true inventors. Whether or not this is true remains a mystery as Nakamoto has never come forward to disprove (or prove) this.
#56: Chester Bennington Was Murdered It’s said that the lead singer to Linkin Park is the son of John Podesta. When he learned of the truth behind what Hillary Clinton (who he supported in 2016) and Podesta had done, he wished to go public with what he knew. However, before he could, he was silenced.
#57: Black Eyed Children The mysterious and terrifying Black Eyed Children (also known as Black-Eyed Kids or BEKs) are claimed by some to be aliens, demons, the spirits of deceased children, interdimensional entities, or that they’re connected to the Men in Black.
#58: Georgia Guidestones Known as America’s Stonehenge, this monument shares a fair number of similarities to its European counterpart. The creator isn’t known and its purpose is unknown. What the two have differently though is some are adamant that the Guidestones are meant to be the commandments for the New World Order. I’ll let you decide for yourself though.
1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
#59: The Patterson-Gimlin Massacre This theory originates from the man who stabilized the Patterson-Gimlin footage. The idea is that Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin were hired to slaughter a family of Bigfoot for either an oil or lumber company.
#60: HAARP This is one of my personal favorites because it’s honestly really cool in theory. Weather is chaotic and let’s face it: being able to control things like hurricanes and supercells (which generally create tornadoes) could save countless lives. If we could also create rainstorms, we could also solve droughts and save even more lives.
HAARP, if it’s really what the conspiracy claims it is, could be what I describe above if you’re one to believe in it. However, its purpose wouldn’t be for the benefit or even betterment of mankind. Rather, it’d be for a much different and very interesting purpose. Weather-based warfare.
Located in Alaska, HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program) is aimed at studying Earth’s ionosphere. It was originally operated by the US Air Force before control of it was the University of Alaska Fairbanks. Given the remote nature of Alaska and the generally secretive nature of HAARP, many believe that it’s a weather control program and that many devastating storms have been “tests”. Some of these include Hurricanes Andrew and Katrina. Strange cloud shapes (such as the circular ones) are also suspected of being caused by HAARP. It’s believed that once the testing is finished, the program will be used to annihilate America’s enemies or to assist in depopulation of the planet.
#61: Fukushima The Fukushima meltdown actually has a few conspiracies behind it. One claims the damage to the ecosystem and even the Pacific Ocean is significantly worse than we’ve been told (I’ve read claims that the entirety of the Pacific is doomed to become radioactive). Others say the meltdown never happened or that it was a false flag. One of the more enigmatic ones posits that the meltdown opened a portal or gateway to either Hell or another dimension.
#62: Tommy Wiseau is Dan Cooper While he may not have hit Lisa, there’s a theory that Tommy Wiseau—director of the inexplicably popular film The Room—is in fact the alias used by America’s only unsolved hijacker. Aside from the supposed resembles, Greg Sestero (the man who starred as Mark in The Room) at one point wondered exactly where Tommy was getting the money to find The Room, even pondering if it was a money laundering scheme. Evidently, one can also speculate that Tommy got a ton of money from the feds before parachuting out of a Boeing 737.
#63: Jesus Was a US President From the Future The idea here is as it says on the tin. The Son of God is a president from the future who went back in time to help better mankind.
#64: Stars Are Holes in the Sky As it’s advertised to be, this theory posits that the stars we see shine in the night sky are actually holes. Where they lead to is a mystery.
#65: Snuff Films This one is less a conspiracy and more an urban legend. Snuff films are said to be movies that depict a real death on camera. While no such thing has ever been released in a movie, you can round footage online of real deaths with ease. As for the conspiracy, some believe that real deaths have been kept in films and studios have covered it up.
#66: Human Hunting It’s been rumored that the world’s elite will kidnap random people, let them loose on an island resort, and then hunt them as sport. Basically: it’s The Most Dangerous Game, but in real life; something the Zodiac killer and Robert Hansen abided by.
#67: The Hawaiian Ballistic Missile The idea here is that the supposed accidental warning that was sent out in 2018 that claimed an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (ICBM) was headed towards Hawaii was in fact not an accident. Rather, North Korea had in fact launched one. What happened though was the US managed to intercept it and managed to safely neutralize it. In order to keep the public from panicking, the military lied and said it was an accident.
As an addendum: some think aliens caused the warning. Remember everyone: when in doubt, aliens did it.
#68: 24 Hour Year The CIA created a psychedelic that makes one second feel like 24 hours. It’s likely this ties into the infamous MKUltra.
#69: Michael Jackson Was Murdered by the Iranian Government In order to distract the public from the controversy surrounding the alleged election fraud in Iran, the government had the King of Pop killed. This apparently worked as the news that was plaguing the election results died almost immediately.
#70: Greys Are Evolved Dolphins Some truth seekers have put forth the theory that alien greys are in fact dolphins that have evolved.
#71: Vaccines Steal Souls When your Anti-Vaxxer reaches Level 35, it evolves into this theory. The idea is that the vaccinations you and/or your child receive siphon your soul out of the body. This is done for an array of reasons that vary depending on what you believe the NWO/Illuminati are plotting to do. No matter what, it makes you a soulless drone for the Antichrist.
#72: My Red is Not Your Red This is an interesting one. It’s the theory that the colors one sees aren’t the same as what another person sees. For example, you may see the text’s color as green when I see it as black. You may see the blue sky as purple. This theory ties into the Despair Code very heavily.
#73: The #MeToo Movement Was Planned by the Satanic Cabal While the movement known as Me Too has had some controversy over how online communities have abided by “guilty until proven innocent”, there are some who believe that the entire movement was orchestrated to turn wife against husband and sister against brother; an act by the Satanic Cabal to sow discord between genders. Harvey Weinstein was merely the sacrificial lamb to get the ball rolling.
#74: Jeffery Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself It’s funny to think that at one point on time, the claim that Jeffrey Epstein was a sex trafficking pedophile was seen as a conspiracy theory and quackery. Yet, sure enough, it turned out to be true.
As such, it comes as no surprise that when he was found dead in his prison cell in August of 2019, many were quick to say that he’d been murdered. While the official report goes against this (which states that he hung himself), many are still adamant that he was silenced by someone. This is admittedly not hard to believe given how many times to various rich, powerful people he had. The two most commonly accused are the Clinton's and President Trump.
#75: Chemtrails A very famous theory, the idea here is that the government is using airplanes to spray chemicals on the population in order to make them ill in order to have a reason to fund Big Pharma. It’s also been claimed that the disease being sprayed is in fact a zombie virus.
#76: The Attack on Pearl Harbor It’s believed by some that the President at the time, Franklin D. Roosevelt, had prior knowledge of the attack on Pearl Harbor, but let it happen so the United States would have a reason to engage in World War II without upsetting the American population.
#77: Real Life Creepypastas A belief primarily held by pre-teens and teenagers, I’m including this because some suspect that Slenderman is real and being covered up. The idea is that the collective belief in creepypasta characters had brought them into our world. This doesn't stop at Slenderman mind you: Jeff the Killer, The Rake, and many others have supposedly been caught on camera.
#78: All Wars Are Faked There’s a saying: politics is theater. A lot of actions in geopolitics boils down to looking tough. This is where this theory comes into play. While it may seem dumbfounding at first, some believe that the theatrics extend to war time and that no actual conflict occurs. It’s all just theatrics and crisis actors—the latter being the primary aspect to how World War II was faked. Naturally, this theory isn’t taken seriously and you’ll be hard-pressed to find a way to prove it when entire cities have been bombed into oblivion thanks to war.
#79: Fake News Technically speaking, this isn’t a conspiracy theory. There have been plenty of examples of fake news and there are destined to be plenty more. Even the most reputable news organizations make errors from time to time; we’re only human after all. That said, there’s extremely prevalent theory—far more than any other nowadays—that the “mainstream media” is out to bulldoze the presidency of Donald Trump and to eviscerate conservatism. I also know that if I had a readerbase that was above three people, I’d get scolded for daring to imply that not everyone and everything left of President Trump was fake news.
#80: Project MKUltra The legendary CIA mind control experiment that illegally saw the controversial agency attempt to coerce information out from prisoners via LSD and other psychedelics, some claim the project persists to this day. This comes in the form of mass shooters such as Stephen Paddock, domestic terrorists like Timothy McVeigh, and many other names you see on the evening news every year. If you’re curious to learn more about this, there’s plenty of information available on the Internet. It’s one of the most popular conspiracies; even the legendary arcade cabinet Polybius ties into it.
#81: J376 I’m hoping to cover this story and another conspiracy that ties into it (which is zombie viruses). For now, J376 is the name of a supposed rabies-esque virus that a 4chan user who claimed to be stationed in the Middle East ended up infecting a secret facility. It’s one of my personal favorite greentext stories and I recommend reading it if you get the chance.
Anyways, if you Google J376, the first result you’ll get is for Camp Bucca. Some suspect that this is where the user was stationed prior to escaping. Given that all greentext stories are treated as being fictitious in nature (or at least users are told to treat them as works of fiction), some have speculated that this one may have been legitimate and that an experimental bio weapon that the US government was testing leaked and infected those stationed in Camp Bucca.
#82: FEMA Camps These are actually real. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has camps set up in case of, well, an emergency. FEMA handles the aftermath of natural disasters, so it’s only natural that they would have camps set up for survivors of a disaster, right?
Well, yes, but we aren’t here to discuss the positive implications of such camps. After all, FEMA also had coffins stored at these camps. That sure doesn’t sound positive.
So what exactly are FEMA camps? Well, officially, they’re what I described. For many truth seekers and even those who aren’t truth seekers though, they’re internment camps in case the president ever imposes martial law. Some have even gone as far as to say that they’re concentration camps and that dissenters of the president will be sent there and killed. There was a very widespread right-wing theory back during the tenure of President Obama that right-wingers and Christians were going to be rounded up and exterminated if they didn’t submit to him. This never happened, but it had a remarkably strong impact on me when I was younger.
#83: Nuclear Weapons Don’t Exist This is by far and away one of the weirdest and most flabbergasting conspiracies I’ve ever encountered. The idea is that the Atomic Bomb and every nuclear weapon made after had never existed. Instead, it’s nothing more than propaganda to keep the population in check through the extreme fear of a nuclear holocaust.
#84: Tor There’s a theory that the Tor—the web browser that promotes privacy and gives access to the Dark Web (and also gets the large majority of its funding from the Federal Government)—is in fact a scheme to get information on those who like to remain 100% anonymous on the Internet.
#85: John Titor John Titor is an extremely famous internet legend that I’d love to someday do a full write-up on, but life hasn’t exactly been kind to me and allowed me to do everything I want to do. Ah well, for those unfamiliar with him, he was a supposed time traveler who was sent back to retrieve an old computer piece for something related to the future. After retrieving it, he defied orders not to tell of anything and went to hold what could best be described as an Ask Me Anything session before they were commonplace.
Titor answered a few questions and even showed blueprints to what his time machine looked like. He also made a few predictions, such as when World War III would occur, that ultimately didn’t come true. However, he mentioned how his future may not be our future, which to some served as a “Get Out of Jail Free” card if his predictions were proven to be bunk.
While the identity of who John Titor really was is unknown, a man by the name of Joseph Matheny—who created the ARG “Ong’s Hat”—claimed in 2018 that he had worked with some people as a consultant in creating the character of Titor. According to Matheny:
“[Titor] is a story that was created as a literary experiment by people who were observing what I was doing with Ong’s Hat and these people wanted to do something like that. I was a consultant on the project, [but] it wasn’t my project.”
This claim has ultimately been the generally agreed upon answer to the mysterious John Titor. However, there are those that disagree and believe Titor was in fact the real deal. Some have even gone so far as to say that President Trump is John Titor. The basis for this comes from his paternal uncle, John Trump, having been an extremely well known physicist who reviewed and analyzed some of Nikola Tesla’s papers.
As for Titor himself, whether or not he was real or the product of an ARG doesn’t matter. His story has lived on as one of the internet’s most enduring legends and has inspired numerous other supposed time travelers to hold Q&A sessions on internet message boards.
#86: Jimmy Page Sold His Soul to Satan There’s a very famous urban legend that the guitarist for Led Zeppelin—Jimmy Page—sold his soul to Satan to become the legendary guitar player that he’s known as today. This legend has since been bought into due to the supposed Satanic symbolism the music industry has been accused of fetishising.
#87: Endless Elevators The idea here is related to something called The Elevator Game. It’s said that if you hit the buttons while in an elevator in a certain order, you’ll be sent to an alternate dimension or reality. However, others say that it’s related to buildings where the elevator goes far lower than normal and that there are things built beneath the Earth that aren’t meant to be seen by the everyman, like Steven Tyler singing about love in an elevator.
#88: The Rapture Already Happened While it may not be scriptural or ever mentioned in the Bible, some believe that the Rapture has already occurred and we’re now living through the Great Tribulation.
#89: Chernobyl Was Faked Tying into the theory that nuclear weapons don’t exist, some also believe that the Chernobyl nuclear disaster never happened and that the location is perfectly habitable. It’s generally thought that the event was staged to create the false illusion that nuclear energy is extremely risky and dangerous.
#90: Comic Con Child Recruitment The idea here is that large conventions, such as Comic Con, are used to abduct children and bring them into sex slavery. It ties into PizzaGate and other theories like it.
#91: Moon Nazis While it’s true that Adolf Hitler was nothing if not ambitious when it came to what type of weaponry he desired his army to have, there are some who believe he was in contact with extraterrestrial beings. These aliens gave him the technology to allow the Nazis to flee to the Moon where they could live. This conspiracy was later used as the basis for the film Iron Sky.
#92: The Holocaust Was Faked I won’t lie: I was very tempted to exclude this theory entirely because it’s just begging for trouble in the comments section. Alas, I’d be doing a great injustice to my love for being a completionist when I can. So I guess I can gleefully invite trouble into this humble little blog.
Known as the Holohoax by those who subscribe to the theory, there’s a very well known (and extremely controversial) belief that six million Jews weren’t killed by the Nazis. The reasoning behind it is a bit vague (to me anyways) and I think it varies from person to person. Some say that the Holocaust was faked in order to establish the state of Israel while others say it was because the Nazis didn’t want to have Jews in Germany due to them screwing over the banking system and economy. Whatever the case, it generally all boils down to the Nazis being framed.
So if that’s the case, then what exactly did happen? Well, the concentration camps are typically said to have been nothing more than labor camps; no Jews were killed in them. The only Jewish death occurred due to the Allies callously bombing Germany and causing man-made famines and bombing hospitals. Any use of Zyklon B was because of lice infestations.
That’s the general basis for the theory/claim. There’s a lot to go over though, both in the way of accusations of the Holocaust having been faked and rebuttals. I would one day love to cover it, but I’m admittedly hesitant to do so as it may get me removed from Google’s indexing. Ah well, there go my 5 readers!
#93: SCPs Are Based on Real Life The SCP (Secure, Contain, Protect) Foundation can see its roots traced back to 4chan. An extremely popular piece of internet culture, the Foundation prides itself on having its content come from its users and fans. However, there are those that believe the horrors featured on the website are actually allusions to real life terrors that are contained by a real life secret foundation. I guess if you ever wanted to be an SCP employee, you better hope this theory is real!
#94: Life on the Sun William Herschel, the man who discovered Uranus back in 1795, originally believed that there was life on the Sun, the massive body of plasma, gas, and other energies that burns at 9940.73 degrees Fahrenheit (5504.85 Celsius). This concept is widely disregarded as being hogwash and complete nonsense. As such, I’m inclined to believe it ties into the concept that our Sun is being used by extraterrestrials to refuel their vehicles and other machines in their home star systems/galaxies. One example of this is Tabby’s Star, which was seemingly blocked by an “alien megastructure”. Some believe then to be gigantic solar panels.
#95: Google Earth Black Spots If you’ve ever read or watched any top 10 lists, then it’s extremely likely you’ve heard of this theory. For those unfamiliar, there are certain areas on Google Earth that are blotted out by black spots—just as the theory’s name states. The reason for these black spots has typically been blamed on camera glitches or other technological malfunctions/errors. Some think otherwise though, claiming that the black spots are hiding UFO bases or other secret government facilities that house secretive vehicles or weapons. Perhaps one day, we’ll go over this and get to the bottom of it. For now, we’re left to wonder what Google doesn’t want us to see.
#96: The Empty Internet This theory posits that the Internet is actually nowhere near as populated as we think it is and that most of the people we talk and interact with are actually bots.
#97: The Despair Code I don’t really know how to properly summarize this theory without rambling, but I’ll do my best to do so.
The Despair Code is the theory that we live in our own “universe” and nobody else does. Rather, those that we see out and about, along with our family members, are all in their own “universe”. How they appear is that they “project” their energy so that they’re there. However, in reality, they aren’t actually with you. They’re in their own reality and you’re all alone in your own universe.
This isn’t a very novel concept, it’s been theorized before and put forth. Where the Despair Code becomes unique in some capacity is that you can make your own universe as you see fit if you believe enough in changing something. For example, if I believe enough that people will read this, it will come true. If I believe that someone will offer to get me McDonald’s for lunch tomorrow, it will happen. If I believe that I’ll get another girlfriend, it will happen.
That’s the main catch to the concept of the Despair Code and while I will admit that I have instances where I’ve wished for something to happen and it has, most see the theory as a myopic view on life a la Solipsism. Despite that, there are a fair number of people who buy into it and are adamant that it’s the truth to how the universe operates.
#98: Lord of the Rings is Based on a True Story I covered this theory in December and if I’m to be perfectly honest, I still find it to be unbelievably silly. The idea is that J.R.R. Tolkien found the secret history of the world (an alien warlord from Saturn attempted to take over Earth and the denizens of the planet fought back against him and his clone army). Then the Great Flood described in Noah’s Ark happened and all of those fantasy creatures died. Tolkien wanted to reveal this and this wrote Lord of the Rings. The alien warlord became Sauron, the rings around Saturn became the Ring of Power, and the clone army became the Orcs. Certain nations also became the various races; the Norwegians are the elves and the Irish are the Hobbits. It’s a very peculiar theory and is definitely one of the more oddball ones out there. Despite that, it has those that believe it due to the concept of aliens visiting Earth long ago.
#99: QAnon A highly controversial figure in the current US political climate, Q is an unknown individual (or individuals) posting on 8kun (the successor to the now defunct image board 8chan). Q alleges to have information related to the Trump presidency and his efforts to drain the swamp and defeat the Deep State. Many have claimed Q to be a LARP or hoax (including former US Press Secretary Sean Spicer) though few have been deterred. To date, many left-wingers dread the potential fallout of Q being proven to be a hoax or fraud while many right-wingers beat the drum in QAnon’s name. Subscribers of Q believe it to be a military intelligence operation. It’s honestly one of the most incredible sights to behold as a moderate Republican; I’m no commentator, but the effect Q has had on America is unlike anything I could’ve ever imagined (even if it just a LARP). Heck, someone has even died because of Q (though the victim was a mobster).
That said, I feel it’s necessary to share exactly how Q speaks. So here are three examples. The first two were posted on February 6, 2020. The second is from February 7, 2020.
Post 1
Think HRC Russia reset statement [Russia].
Think Hussein ’I’ll have more flexibility after the election’ hot mic statement to Russian depo re: Q to Hussein re: Putin.
Think Hussein WH refusal to send weapons to Ukraine [R Congress push to assist] but instead sent only blankets.
Think [D]s attack(s) re: POTUS for failure to ’protect’ Ukraine against Russian aggression? [Impeachment]
What advanced weapons did POTUS send to Ukraine?
2 + 2 = 6?
Define projection.
Think $1,800,000,000 Hussein WH > Ukraine [which bank?].
Think US AID > Ukraine
Think WW AID > Ukraine
Think U1 [sale of US uranium to Russia]
Sold out US to benefit Russia for personal financial gain?
Risked US National Security for personal financial gain?
How was payment made to US person(s)?
Think Ukraine.
Think Iran.
Russia & Iran allies?
Russia, Iran, & China allies?
US pol corruption China
US pol corruption Ukraine [US leverage on behalf of…]
US pol corruption Russia
US pol corruption Iran
Common denominator: China, Russia, and Iran: Closed financial systems?
Logical thinking.
Q
Post 2
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
More than selling of State Secrets.
More than selling of US security.
More than selling of MIL tech.
More than selling of C_A assets.
More than selling of NSA bulk data collection programs.
More than selling of Uranium.
More than selling of US Space NAT SEC programs & positions.
More than selling of US AID..
More than selling of SAPs
CLAS 1-99
………………
>Crimes against Humanity.
When you cannot destroy/defeat the United States of America by attacking head on, you change tactics and deploy a ’KILL FROM WITHIN’ [internal] operation.
>Financial/Economy
>Military/Police
>Division of Citizenry
>Border Collapse
[Install ’like-minded’ leaders in key positions of US Gov]
How many people [removed] from the FBI had Iranian family backgrounds?
The Silent War Continues…..
Q
Post 3
Control over the media has kept people in the dark.
Control over the media has kept people at heel (behind).
Control over the media has kept people focused on falsehoods.
Control over the media has kept people in a constant state of fear.
Control over the media has divided our Republic into segments:
>Race
>Religion
>Class
>Political Affiliation
>Gender
[weaponized]
When a citizenry is divided they have no ’collective’ power.
When a citizenry has no ’collective’ power they can no longer control the levers that govern them [levers of control].
[illusion of democracy]
Q
If you want to look up more on Q, I’d normally suggest trying to find an unbiased source, but that’s proven to be exceedingly difficult. As such, if you’re interested in Q Proofs, there are videos up on YouTube and a Twitter user by the name of Praying Medic has been following Q for years (I myself have followed his insight as he’s a very consistent poster on Q and a rather kind man who helped guide me through a bit of Q’s lore once). If you’re interested in seeing it debunked, the Washington Post and other newspapers have done articles on it. If you want an unbiased look, I plan on writing about Q this year.
#100: HIV/AIDS This theory posits that the fatal STD was created by the CIA to specifically target minorities and homosexuals to eradicate them.
For the full list of all 500 conspiracies, click here. Unfortunately, FiMFiction's blog text/character limit only allowed up to part of 129 and I wasn't feeling adding in about 125. If you guys enjoyed this, I'll post some other write-ups I've done onto here. Otherwise, you can follow my personal blog for more mystery writing. Thanks as always.
- Vertigo22
My goodness. Your patience must be off the charts to make this list and put up with a bunch of nonsense. Mad respect, Vertigo. What a list! I even bookmarked it for later.
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The full list is 56.5k words long. It was exhausting, but extremely fun. I completed a list of 5,000 mysteries last month. I just need to do the summaries, but due to the crippling depression lately, I've delayed that. I hope you enjoy the full list though. Tell me what you think!
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I take every one of these with a grain of salt, and it's because I don't take them seriously that I can laugh at them. Something ordinarily horrifying if it actually played out, such as the blue beam conspiracy, is just hilarious because there are people who actually believe something outlandish like this will happen. It's also a good source of eye-rolling, such as the Titanic being deliberately sunk or that LOTR was based on a true story. Like, yeesh. This is escapism at its finest. This is basically real-life fanfiction.
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Interesting you mention that. Majin Syeekoh suggested I make a fanfic using this list with ponies going over each one and potentially acting them out. I'm considering it, but my depression as of late has left me unable to really write. I do agree that they're fairly silly though, though I don't think anything quite tops Project Blue Beam.
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Depression is no laughing matter. Focus on rehabilitation for now. All the strength you need is inside you, really. It just needs to be drawn out. You're a great guy, really. You don't get mad easily, you want to co tribute to the goodness in the world, and you're just starved for recognition or validation of your talents. I suggest learning new skills or playing a game you like on the lowest difficulty. Trick your own mind, even though you're conscious of your own brainwashing. Your mind got into this rut, but thanks to neuroplasticity we can get out of it as well.
Good list but as someone who was a longtime user of 8chan and left 8kun after Ron and Jim turned on the core userbase just to appeal to the schizophrenic Q Boomer crowd, seeing Q(read: Jim LARPing) mentioned activated my fight or flight response. 10/10
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Wait, 8kun being a Q board now isn't a meme? Holy shit that's dumb.