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J Carp


I'm an old sourpuss.

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  • 74 weeks
    An ominous and thrilling announcement

    It's apparent I like adverb-comedy, but my first writing love has always been something a bit different: the murder mystery. Hell, here's an absolutely true fact about me: I partly learned to read with this delightful book one of my older siblings had lying around. (This may start to explain other things about me, too, come to think of it...)

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  • 159 weeks
    So apparently I have narcolepsy

    Seriously. I was just diagnosed with narcolepsy, like a couple of hours ago. This might explain my difficulties updating Femmefiction in anything resembling a timely manner (or, well, doing anything at all in my free time).

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    10 comments · 241 views
  • 178 weeks
    It's time once again for the greatest Christmas carol of them all

    The Dazzlings can only wish to be an evil rival band like these motherfuckers.

    2 comments · 237 views
  • 200 weeks
    Sugarcoat's the best

    I mean, right? Obviously. Like, who's it gonna be, Indigo Zap? Please.

    8 comments · 240 views
  • 202 weeks
    ohhhhhhhhh

    Ohhhhhh, now I get it. The fandom's imploding. Explains a lot.

    15 comments · 332 views
Jun
7th
2020

An out-of-context line from the third in the Awkward Yellow trilogy · 3:33am Jun 7th, 2020

"Don't try too hard to hold in a sneeze, or your head will explode."

Very curious about what character people think would give this chilling warning.


Chapter 1 will be dropping this week.

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Comments ( 11 )

(why yes, this was just to give myself a deadline so I'd get my ass in gear and actually post the thing)

Oh damn! Great to see a new chapter from you! BTW, if this is like the previous parts, then it will be perfect for an upcoming event I'm planning with some other authors. Basically, Pride Month fics with us donating to charity with each submission. Details should come Monday.

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The story is literally about the characters going to Pride. This is awesome; please do let me know.

Oh shit it’s a trilogy! I need to finish the second one!

My guess is Pinkie said the line.

Just curious, will this story involve EQG too or will it be solely FIM?

Oh, nice. :)

As for the character... I mean, my first guess was Pinkie Pie, but that makes me suspect it's not her.

Ooh, new awkwardness.

And yeah, I'm leaning towards either Pinkie or Discord as the speaker here.

I don't know what y'all are talking about, that's clearly a Celestia line :trollestia:

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Just Equestria! The humans will be referenced but will not appear.

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