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    Seriously! I'm not gonna......














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May
30th
2020

Beware! The Following Footage may Shock/Unnerve Those Nostalgic Enough for Memory Sake. · 1:03am May 30th, 2020

People I present to you, The 2019 reboot of Clifford the Big Red Dog:

Now excuse me as I bleach my brain.

Comments ( 12 )

Did you just say 2019, Reboot, and Clifford in the same sentence? Care to save some of that brain bleach for me?

5271546
Yes. I wish I was joking, but does that LOOK like a joke? *Passes brain bleach* That will haunt my nightmares for a while!

5271551
Oh please. This would haunt Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

5271552
True. So true! And PBS has the AUDACITY to claim this as the 3rd season of the 2000 tv series!?!

I'm gonna watch the original theme now.

5271558
I just did! Just because I needed to recover from the shock.

I have mixed feelings about this.

On a side note, I remember getting plushies of all four main characters (Clifford, Cleo, T-Bone, and that blue dog (I think his name was... Luke?)) and being happy after getting the whole set long ago.

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Mixed feelings huh? Well to be fair it's about a rough 17 year time gap between the end of the 2000s series and the beginning of the 2019 series (the original ended in 2003. This reboot started on December 6, 2019).

*screams incoherently*

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*Passes brain bleach* You're gonna need this.

5271918
*dunks entire body in combination of bleach and holy water*

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