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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • 1 week
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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  • 2 weeks
    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 3 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 3 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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May
28th
2020

Here's one you can have · 8:31pm May 28th, 2020

I can't write it because I'm not familiar with the series.

But someone who's seen Jojo's Bizarre Adventure should write a crossover starring everyone's favoritecitation needed capital-W Weird pony.

The title?

Sono Cheese no Sadame

Comments ( 12 )

This is the worst idea ever, and I really hope someone takes you up on it.

You do realize that, given the sheer quantity of music references in JJBA, this story will need to be at least thirty percent Weird Al song and album titles by volume.

I am envisioning a story where Cheese Sandwich throws a party for Saddam Hussein.

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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I only intend it as a statement of fact.

This is a monstrously terrible pun.

Oh you vile, evil person....I'll take two.

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Bonus unrelated yet equally terrible idea:

A mashup of "Gangnam Style" and "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" where every instance of "Soulja" is replaced with "nyoja" and every "youuuu" is either "Eyyyy" or "Op".

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perfect what have you done

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I like that the title translates as "Provisions of the Cheese".

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