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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 3 weeks
    happy darfday

    Hello all. It's my birthday today. Currently I don't have the money for a cake or any birthday meal (or much else), so if anyone is feeling generous, even something small would help a lot. https://ko-fi.com/phgQED

    6 comments · 148 views
  • 62 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 272 views
  • 69 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 714 views
  • 98 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 610 views
  • 101 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 550 views
May
27th
2020

steam just erased a 2,000+ word review we wrote about The Long Dark · 9:40am May 27th, 2020

and in unrelated news we're sad for doing so poorly in the clop contest

i mean

we didn't really take it seriously

nor did we write anything exclusively with the contest in mind aside that rainbow/celestia fic

and we didn't proofread our stuff that well

and we don't have editors

and uh

well that's about it

we just feel the suck


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Comments ( 6 )

Gabe giveth

And thus

Gabe taketh away

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he probably dropped a cheddar cheese burrito on the server while i was posting it

(that's the joke we used to make back in TF2/L4D days. any time something went wrong, cheddar cheese burrito. or some permutation of that foodstuff)

nice new avatar (if it is new. if it isn't new, it's still nice)

5269841

Rumor has it, Gabe once had two buttons before him.

One released half life three. One gave him a cheesburger.

The rest his story.


The avatar is new-ish.

Yo I wanna write a weird collab with you

I compulsively copy long messages I write before sending for this very reason. Of course this often means I need to make a new text document to contain it in case I accidentally copy something else, so...often get quite a lot of those before I clean up.

Each has its downside, I suppose.

RBDash47
Site Blogger

Man, I love The Long Dark. Was your 2k-word review positive or negative?

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