Turret Notice · 1:03am May 27th, 2020
Cave Johnson here and I just want to let it be known that here at Aperture Science we take Science Heresy extremely serious. So if you hear any of your fellow employees say that what we do here in not science then please inform the nearest security post and well send them to the Test Track as our next test subject!
If you don't then you're fired... or well just send you to the Test Track with them. since my lawyer tells me that we can't legally fire you for voicing your opinion. NOW back to work everyone!
*snerk*