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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 3 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 4 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 4 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 65 views
  • 6 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 87 views
  • 7 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 84 views
May
14th
2020

Y'know, I really want to try writing an intentionally awful fic one day. · 8:15am May 14th, 2020

Like, I've got an entire bookshelf full of stories that have been downvoted into oblivion for just being awful in terms of story, character, or just all-around. I wanna channel that energy to write the most garbagefire crackfic I can humanly write, with an absolute crap story, some kind of douchey pseudo-wish fulfillment, edgy black and red alicorn OC with like five different conflicting backstories, and some stupid reason for 'em to be the 7th element of harmony just so they can be with the mane six and be surrounded by mares who'd end up being part of his harem or something weird like that.

Or it might just be the sleep deprivation talking again.

Oops.

Still wanna try writing something intentionally awful, though.

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Comments ( 8 )

It's harder than it looks, trust me.

This sounds like one of the worst and most cliché fics possible... I love it

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But, by all means, give it a try. They are tough, but rewarding to write.

I mean, our collabs are pretty awful in a good way.

I could never actually play it straight with something like that, tho'. I'd start writing a buff black and red alicorn named Dreadsnout, and the next moment, he's a baker with a little black kitten named Sweetums.

--Sweetie Belle

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