Pony POV Dark World Holiday · 8:34am May 10th, 2020
Goatee Day, was an actual official holiday in Dark World... to celebrate when Discord and Grogar put aside their difference for one day after vaporizing one of Grogar's minions who wrote that goatees looked dated and tacky.
By the final cycle, Discord just made everyone grow goatees every year, and the seaponies wear costume goatees.