A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"Hey everyone how are you all?"
"Good."
"Up to any fun or anything you want to talk about or?.."
"Nah."
"You- you're a writer on this site, how do you have such little to say, I'm inviting you to talk about yourself."
"Nah."
"I see that you have this hobby! What do you like about said hobby?"
No response.
"Okay..."
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It's okay Pickles, at least you have the people who aren't on the Discord....
I'M SO LONELY RIGHT NOW I WANT TO COMMIT MURDER JUST TO GET A RUSH
...
Blacked out for a second....
I only joined the Discord once and it was to ask about a weird bug. I then left.