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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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    Woah!! What exactly IS Humor?!

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    Okay now.

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    Where are you all coming from?

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  • 163 weeks
    AF DAY

    So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.

    April Fools~

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  • 166 weeks
    And boom, gone.

    Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.

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May
2nd
2020

Did you know~? · 5:54am May 2nd, 2020

Adagio Dazzle in the second EQG movie is actually a pale green, not yellow~

Nightmare Moon doesn't have any hobbies.

Twilight Sparkle shares the same initials as her voice actor, The Shockmaster.

Comments ( 7 )

Damn son, it's too late in the eve to be dropping truth bombs like that on us.

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Princess Celestia rewrote history to make herself the older sister after beating Nightmare Moon, and Luna can't remember things clearly.

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Now it's too EARLY for such fresh beats!

*... Scribbles down for later usage...*

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Haha, what a silly lie~
Celestia breaks into a nervous sweat.

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Celestia: "Take the shot."

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