Dumb Scene · 6:15pm Apr 26th, 2020
So, I is working on the next chapter of Who Is Pinkie Pie, and something I wrote in there got me to thinking.
If I were to take a pegasus and stick his / her head under his / her wing, would that put them to sleep like other birbs?
Which, naturally, led me to this little tidbit of a scene between Celestia and Bean:
"No!" Celestia stomped a hoof, her pregnancy hormones on full display. "All I ask for is a little love and some deep fried butter sticks every now and then. It's not that much to ask!"
Bean held his front hooves up. "Look, Celly, I really didn't--"
"Don't you even!" Celestia threatened. "Don't patronize me! This is all your fault, you know! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have to... what are you doing?"
Bean stood up, placed his hooves on her cheeks, and kissed her gently. "I'm doing this for your own good."
With that, Bean gave her head a tug to the left. Celestia sqwaked in indignation, but Bean didn't falter, and before Celestia could react further, he had tucked her head under her right wing.
The effect was instantaneous. All of Celestia's tense muscles relaxed at the same time, and a soft snore began to emanate from under the wing. With a sigh, Bean stepped back, and he grinned as he regarded his peacefully sleeping wife.
"No more late nights for you. I'm going to have to change your bedtime to seven pm, it looks like."
Make of this what you will. 
Expand and put it in the next chapter please. :)
Oh, YES !!! Author! Make it so.
Do birds work like that?
5250605
I don't think it works like that exactly. But the urban legend I've always heard is that sticking a birb's head under his/her wing will put them to sleep. So I'm running with that.
celestia is best swan princess, honk
5250609
You better add this to canon
Hahaha that’s fantastic. I 100% support this.
Kind of like hitting a unicorn's horn.
Weaknesses!
Amazing, you just made me smile for the first time on this day
Of course if you use the show models pegasuses have wings that are too small and mounted too high to do this without breaking their necks. It would be a weakness unique to Alicorns.
Toppest of keks, Irrespective.
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5250660
Good thing the Storm King never figured that out, eh?
Yesss I love this! <3
This is hilarious.
Also, "birbs?" Has someone seen John Oliver or at least follows Chi-taan on Twitter?
It would be humareously funny if Luna or somepony else saw that!
5250660 Naa, they's so flexy they can bite their own tailz.