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Long Shot

I will write a sequel to a story of mine of your choosing for $50,000,000.
I am willing to go as low as $25,000,000.
May be willing to negotiate for a slightly lower price upon contact.
This is a semi-serious post.
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4 weeks
happy darfday

Hello all. It's my birthday today. Currently I don't have the money for a cake or any birthday meal (or much else), so if anyone is feeling generous, even something small would help a lot. https://ko-fi.com/phgQED
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63 weeks
April Fusser's Day

The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was
If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.
Happy April Fusser's day <3
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70 weeks
Nothing to sell

I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.
Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.
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99 weeks
Darfcon 5

Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.
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Apr

8th

2020

Commissions Are Very Open 人(_ _*) · 6:29am Apr 8th, 2020

Today we have finished the last item in our commission queue. If all goes well, it will be posted some time later this week.

The only thing we are currently working on is a small CMC-related project that will be available on our Patreon before public upload.

If you would like a horse-story, porn or otherwise, written to your absolute specifications, please get in contact. Our rates are flexible and based primarily on the projected difficulty of the project. We enjoy working with clients to get a solid outline in place before starting writing, and have enjoyed the opportunity afforded to us by the kind folk who have reached out.

Commissions are our only way of making ends meet, and at the moment, resources are very borderline. It is obviously not a very nice time for anyone right now, so we understand if people don't really have a lot of money to throw around at horse words. We are also always open to working on smaller pieces or broader concept executions.

Thanks to everyone for reading our stuff. Hope you're all getting by okay.

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