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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 56 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 129 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 145 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 146 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 157 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Mar
28th
2020

While we wait for the new chapter of Lord of Ragnarok · 8:13pm Mar 28th, 2020

Everyone! hello! Sorry about the newest chapter not being finished yet. L0rd0f7hund3r has informed me that he plans on finishing the chapter today, so I will load it as soon as it's done. But in the mean time I wanted to share something. I was given the go ahead by Somber to use someone else as well, and I just thought that it was too far of a good idea to not do.

So, here's a sneak peak at a future chapter. Many thanks!

Mother

Temple of Celestia Sol - Pinkie's floor - Mannulus' P.O.V.

Discord looked at me.  I had told him about the idea, and he had agreed that the idea wasn't difficult, and even though there were issues I had with Blackjack I would be the first to admit that she had been good for Clopmaniac.  Discord rubbed his chin.

"So, you want me to bridge the gap between Blackjack's universe and our own.  And on top of that you want to bring her mother back to life. Is that right?"

I nodded, "That's the gist of it.  If I can retrieve a part of her, I can call her soul.  Then I can put it into a body that I make here.

He sighed, "Well, you're not asking me to do it for you, and that's a relief.  Why do you want her here?"

I looked at him, "Blackjack and Clopmaniac need family.  They have each other, but they need someone that will be family."

He grinned, "I would have thought that you would ask for her little blue friend."

I gave a smile, "P21 is resting in his eternal place, and eventually Scotch Tape will join him.  It'd be wrong to drag him away from there knowing that his daughter would eventually join him," I looked at him, "But in her universe Blackjack was never going to join her mother in the ever after.  They would be separated for all of eternity. This way they can be together again."

He reached out, scratched his claws through the air, and I saw a portal open.  Looking through it I saw a desolate wasteland. He stepped through with me. I instantly changed.  I had been used to standing and walking on two legs, but now I was on four. My robes were gone, but my replaced eye was still there.

"Odd," I replied.

He laughed, "Not so, each universe has its own rules.  You simply took the form this universe had for you. Now, let's see…”

The area looked familiar, although I had never seen it, but then I saw six armored ponies carrying bodies out.  We waited, moved to where the bodies were taken, and he snapped his claws. The moment he did the ground broke open and a severed head came to the top.

I looked at the decaying head of Gin Rummy as Discord handed it to me.  Taking it into my magic I opened myself to the astral plane. I moved through it, searching, and I found her, quietly crying.

"Gin Rummy?"

She looked at me, "Who... Does medical know you're out alone?" Her eyes went wide, "What the fuck did they do to you?!" 

She looked pissed, "That's destruction of Stable Tec Property!"

Part of me wanted to point out that I wasn’t property, but then again I had to understand the world she came from.  Stable 99 was basically a rape factory. It was designed to work off of the misery of those inside of it. The status quo was exactly what was meant to keep it going.  Not questioning, not thinking about it, just doing your job until you died. That was the point of her home until the Overmare had opened it up for Deus. I didn’t hate her for it, because at the moment she didn’t know better.  I did understand that she would eventually come to understand, and when that happened she would most likely feel terrible about the things she had done.

I looked at her and then I rolled my eyes, "Do you want to see Go Fish?"

She shook her head, "Fishie?  I can't find her... She's just gone."

I smiled, "I know, but if you want to you come with me I can take you to her."

She never nodded, "Please, take me to Fishie."

I pulled her to me, and then I looked at Discord once my eyes were open.  Once again he opened the portal, and we stepped through. It closed behind me, and he groaned.

"Will you consider my request?" 

I nodded, "You have my word.  I will do what I can to give you your own body."

He smiled, and with that he and Pinkie began to change places again.  I carried Gin Rummy's head to the lab, and I noticed that it had changed to be more shaped like we were.  I placed it in a vat, began the process of forming the new body, and then I combined her soul to it.

It would take several days, I would be weak, but my gift would be ready.

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Comments ( 2 )

YES just YES

Glad that you like it. Personally, I'm going to enjoy writing Gin Rummy as she realizes she's basically got two of her daughter to deal with.

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