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Adan Druego


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  • 1 week
    Some say the voices are getting louder.

    The voices don't get louder, they get closer.

    Sometimes, when they get closer enough, you begin to recognize one of those voices as your own.

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    Okay some for years, I had no idea this site had forums...
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    I'm not old, you're old.

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    OJ's dead, huh.

    OJ's dead. Huh. Interesting.

    Okay, not really. I still remember that slowest high-speed chase ever occurrence.

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  • 6 weeks
    Number 1223. Number 1223. Number 1224. Number 1225. Number 1223.

    When the voices start telling you to burn it all, it means you've stopped taking your medication, you're not getting enough sleep or most likely you've been at the DMV for far too long.

    The DMV, everyone hates waiting at the DMV.

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    Happy Easter.

    Happy Easter.

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Mar
26th
2020

Derpy Whooves, part of an answer to your confusion. · 12:13pm Mar 26th, 2020

Derpy Whooves wonders why someone like me would ever mingle with those I see as inferior to myself.

Simple. Even God has walked among men. Even royalty has walked among their subjects hidden in the form of a fellow commoner.

If Gods can, from time to time, descend from the Heavens to walk among mere mortals. So, why shouldn't I do the same?

The fact is that I've spent decades hiding among those I would label as animals.
Now, here's the thing, I label people like animals because when compared to me, they might as well be simpleminded animals. However, if people are human beings, then compared to them, I might as well be a God.
All that means is that there's a huge gap between us that can't ever be trans-versed.

DUN! DUN! DUN! Derpy Whooves, there, you now have part of the reason behind evasion.

Comments ( 1 )

Well, that was a bit embarrassing. I seem to have misspelled Derpy, as in Derpy Whooves. To it, I say sorry.

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