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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 56 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 129 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 145 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 146 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 157 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Mar
23rd
2020

New Lord of Ragnarok Chapter is coming · 4:36pm Mar 23rd, 2020

Okay, everyone the new Lord of Ragnarok chapter is coming. L0rd0f7hund3r wanted to write the bulk of the newest chapter, and unfortunately he's located in a state that's nearing lock down status. Most people are already quarantining themselves away, but he's been adding some when he can usually via a phone or tablet. But I wanted to let all of you know that the new chapter is coming, and hopefully it will be ready to go tomorrow.

I'll try to get two chapters uploaded this week, if possible, but after that Lord of Ragnarok most likely will become a weekly update. The reason is that I've found a job, I'm going to be in training, and while I am going to get off of the job fairly early in the evening I'm usually the one that cooks, dishes, and well the whole domestic thing in my household. I'm hoping that it will go back to everyone doing their fair share, but I'm not getting overly hopeful on that.

I will say that officially I suppose that it's time to let everyone in on just how long Lord of Ragnarok is going to be. My plans, which may change, is to have it about three fourths of the length of Project Horizons. Also, I wanted to do something nice for everyone since everyone has been waiting so patiently. So, here's a small sneak peek of the Next chapter.

Tenebris Forest - border of the Barbarus Empire

Cave - Unknown Adventurer’s P.O.V.

The cave was the last place I had believed to look in was this cave.  Cynthia had said this was a low level mission, and to be honest I really needed the coin.  Looking around I could smell something off, but I wasn’t sure what it was. I stepped forward, touching the battle axe I had brought with me.  Behind me was my partner, a dark mage, and she was good at what she did, but both of us were tired. We had been looking for signs of the girl that was reported missing, and the reason for this quest, for the past three days.  The last bit of luck we had seen was the small bit of sign leading into the cave.  

Stepping forward I strained my eyes, “Are you sure you can’t cast a will o'wisp or anything to help illuminate our way?”

I heard a familiar sigh, “Sure, I can, and then it’s going to be at least thirty minutes before I can recast anything.  I’ve been running on Pepperup potions for the last six hours. My stamina is at a stand still,” she replied.

I looked back at her, the single torch that I was carrying barely lighting up the area so I could see her face.  Her youthful look, and crimson locks, betrayed the truth that she was exceptionally skilled. The problem was that I could see how tired she actually was.  

“I get it, but with just a single torch we’re not really likely to find much.”

I stopped as I heard a sound.

“You hear that?” I asked.

She moved up behind me, her hand finding purchase with my waist.  Neither of us were lovers, but the intimate moment reminded me of just how much bigger her breasts were compared to my own.  

“Something is in here with us,” she said.

I looked ahead, unsure of what could be ahead, but I prepared myself.  We stepped forward and I felt something grab my ankle. I swung my battle axe and heard the squishing sound of it hitting.  Dozens of eyes appeared in the light, and I didn’t have time to dodge as an arrow hit my arm. I fell back and over a dozen goblins ran toward me.  

“Parvulus! Run!”

I tried to bat the small hands away, but several held my arms.  I looked back to see Parvulus, her robes ripped from her body, her arms held out in front of her, and she was kneeling with her ass in the air.  I screamed as I felt them flip me over.

“NO!  NO!” I screamed as I felt my armor torn off.

“Need babies,” a hoarse voice said by my ear.

“NOOOOO!!!!!!!!”

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Comments ( 2 )

Mmm... Goblin Slayer?

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It was certainly inspired by Goblin Slayer.

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