The Stars Revolt: Bouncing Baby 3

After all of this, Shepherd is finally feeling much more steady. He and Twilight are cuddled up in her castle on a couch.

Shepherd: "So... It feels a bit rushed... And not very romantic, but-Will you marry me?"

Twilight: *giggles dorkily* "I-I will!"

Shepherd: *kisses her* "Mmm... Wow. I feel a lot less terrified now that I've asked."

Twilight: "Well I was going to insist on it. I mean, you have no idea how hard my mom's been riding me about-"

KABOOM! The front doors blow open, and Twilight Velvet and Night Light charge in.

Twilight: !!! "Mom?! Dad?!"

Twilight Velvet: "First off! Is this the monkey who impregnated you?!"

Night Light: "Did he propose?! Or do I need the Shotgun?"

Shepherd: "Ummm..."

Twilight: "MOM! DAD! Yes he did! We are getting married!"

Velvet: "Well then..." *Both older unicorns hug Shepherd and Twilight* "Welcome to the family!"

Night Light: "We're glad we don't have to kill you!"

Velvet: "And at last, we'll have more grandfoals!"

Night Light: "Though how will the genes mix?"

Twilight: "Oh! I've made some Ponnett Squares to explore that! Why don't we go over them, Dad?"

Night Light: "That would be great!" *The two trot off, already discussing genotypes*

Shepherd: "Uh... Huh."

Velvet: "Well! I guess it's just you and me now, Shepherd! Let's get to know eachother better!"

Shepherd: "Um... What did you have in mind?"

Five minutes later...

*Shepherd is running from a raging Manticore, screaming... As Twilight Velvet gallops alongside, whooping it up*

Velvet: "WOOOO! WHAT A GREAT OUTING!"

Shepherd: "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOVE GINGER UP ITS BOTTOM!"

Velvet: "THAT'S PART OF THE FUN!"

Shepherd: "GOD DAMNIT!"

Comments

[ShadowLDrago]

Velvet: "THAT'S PART OF THE FUN!"

Shepherd: "GOD DAMNIT!"

Quoth Twilight: "All the ponies in this town country are crazy!"

[Stolenalicorn]

Ah Adrenalin junkies, always doing something to escalate the situation.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Shepherd: "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOVE GINGER UP ITS BOTTOM!"

"IT WAS HIS OR MINE, AND I DON'T NEED THE HANDICAP!"

[Grahf]

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you mispelled world for country

[Rokas]

Hmmmmm....

[Ardashir]

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One can only wonder how Twilight ended up as sane as she is.

[ShadowLDrago]

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She’s just as crazy. She just hides it better.

[Andy Soshal]

...ginger being part of the fun...

...something tells me that Twilight's parents get very bored.

In more ways and areas of life than may be healthy to think about.