Mar
19th
2020
The Itis · 2:50am Mar 19th, 2020
OH, MY, GAWD. So many of my friends are complaining of illness. Headaches, fever, coughing.
HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING THE NEWS?! DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THE PLAGUE GOING ABOUT?!
WASH YOUR HOOVES!!
I don't like hand sanitizer, and I know where my hooves have been, I'll be fine.
YOU FOOL! It's not about you, It's about keeping others safe and well! I have several immunocompromised friends THAT DO NOT NEED YOUR ARROGANCE AND IGNORANCE COSTING THEM THEIR HEALTH!!
NEED LADY RARITY DROWN YOU TO MAKE YOU WASH THOSE FILTHY HOOVES?! BECAUSE SHE WILL! SHE ABSOLUTELY WILL!
DO NOT MAKE ME ADD TO MY BODY COUNT, I AM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE CORPSES!!
This has been a PSA from Lady Rarity. Seriously, though, wash your hands and stay safe
Thank you, m'lady. I am one of those immunocompromised people that has sequestered myself to make sure I don't encounter those ignoramuses. It's nice to see someone of your stature making such an important PSA.
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Oof. Sorry.
Thank you for the timely and prudent reminder, Lady Rarity. Remember, ponies, it's not just about you, it's about all of us.
Ill help with the bodies and your alibi.
Staying safe begins with common sense, which is seemingly lacking these days
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I paid enough attention in biology class to know how to best dispose of a body...
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A good shovel, role of plastic and a bag of lime.
That's what I hear, anyway.
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Ugh. The pig farm is so far from here, though!
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A tub of lye.
Geez i hope i'm not repeating what everyone has already heard but have you seen this chick?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1240014593830903809
Don't ...
Is that even appropriate?
Then again I look at her and i don't know what she's thinking and her state of mind...
Stay safe everyone
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You can, but what happens if you don't have any lye on hand? You're stuck needing a Plan B when there isn't time to make one up.
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I'd forgotten about that one! And there are plenty of hog farms around here!
Wait, you seriously know people who don't wash their hands? How old are they?
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old enough to know better.
They are idiots.