Pinkie Pie Day

Pinkie Pie: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "ACK! How did you get into my closet?"

Pinkie Pie: "I snuck in!"

Shepherd: "I locked my doors and windows."

Pinkie Pie: "I picked the lock!"

Shepherd: "And I put a baby gate on the stairs."

Pinkie Pie: "That was fun to get around!"

Shepherd: "Okay... And now onto the better question: WHY did you get into my closet?"

Pinkie Pie: "To surprise you, silly!" *Blows a party horn*

Shepherd: "Well, I sure was surprised. Any other reason you showed up?"

Pinkie Pie: "To give you a pie!"

Shepherd: "Oh sure! I love pies! What kind is it? Pumpkin? Lemon? Meringue?"

Pinkie: *giggles* "No silly!" *She covers herself in whipped cream* "A Pinkie Pie!"

Shepherd: "... I don't get this. Is this... A sex thing?"

Pinkie: "Of course it is!"

Comments

[KitsuneNoYomeiri]

"I brought you a Pie!"

"That's nice, Pinkie."

"My mother made it!"

[tomasdrah]

You get heck of laught out of me

[MosAnted]

5220826
She's not wrong~

[Brumby_Run]

Pinkie: *giggles* "No silly!" *She covers herself in whipped cream* "A Pinkie Pie!"

A Pinkie cream Pie. I disgust even myself...

[Steel Resolve]

Well played, Pinkie.

[ShadowLDrago]

5220826

Goddammit.

[Rokas]

Pinkie: "And in return you can give me another kind of pie. Maybe even two." *Waggles eyebrows*

Shepherd: "Two?"

Pinkie: "Yes, silly! One for the oven and one for the back door!"

Shepherd: "...How is it you're the most depraved pony I've ever met and yet still act with childlike exuberance?"

Pinkie: "Ginger."

Shepherd: "Gin...ger?" *eyes grow wide*

Pinkie: *Waggles eyebrows*

Shepherd: *Slams door* "Nope!"

Pinkie: *Paws at door* "Just the cream filling then?"

Shepherd: "No!"

Pinkie: "C'mon! I'll let you pour chocolate on my back and pretend I'm an eclair!"

Shepherd: "Don't make me get the hose!"

[Herald of Opera]

5220858

"Ginger."

I understood that reference. For the rest of you: do not look this up.

[A.P.O.N.I.]

5220886
Is that a reference to shoving peeled ginger up an animal's rear to make them more active? Because then, wow, anal sex would be right off the menu.

[Dan]

Gee, Pinkie. How about you all take a daytrip to Canterlot and have a Cupcakes Party?

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(BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH)

[Herald of Opera]

5220887
You'd have to ask 5220858 but that was my assumption. Also, I was deliberately not explaining it because... read what you wrote again.

[Sipioc]

“Does “restraining order”, “breaking and entering” mean anything to you?”

“Nnnnnoooo, but they sound hot! I’ve got hand cuffs.”

[duckmagee]

Pinkie Pie: "To give you a pie!"

HANDS OVER A TIED UP LIMESTONE WITH A BOW ON TO HIM

[Eroraf86]

5220901
I understood that reference.

[Rokas]

5220903
5220887

I am very deliberately being vague. Infer what you wish; it'll be far worse for your imagination, that way.