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Alicorns confirmed to have visited China 2000 years ago! :O · 7:44pm Mar 10th, 2020
BEHOLD!! PROOF!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn#Chinese_mythology
And these are the TRADITIONAL unicorn bodies, with the slender tail that has a tuft at the end! IT CAN HAZ MUST BE REELZ!!!
"Shanhaijing (117) also mentioned Bo-horse (Chinese: 駮馬; pinyin: bómǎ), a chimera horse with ox tail, single horn, white body, and its sound like person calling."
Now we can go to Equestria and torment ponies all day long forever and ever! YAYYYYY!! 
"Excuse me? Excuse me? Do you know where we are? Hello?"
5217516 They were obviously speaking the universal language: English.
Ah, whenever you're in need of a quote or a meme, there's a DBZ:A for that.
I assume they mean solely the chinese, because everyone knows other humans aren't people!
5217524
Well, its nice to know the whole of universe is on the same page. Lets hope they enjoy its upgrade: American.
And on that note Jimmy Johns bald eagle cadillac build the wall Mountain Dew is the greatest soda ever
Really, this is the part that comes closest to confirming the "displaced Equestrian pony" conjecture. Usually you need more humanlike or draconic features in order to talk.
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Could you please stop conflating China and Japan? Because that's much closer to the latter's view of the world. (They aren't as militaristic about it because they understand how badly outnumbered they are outside their own borders)
5217544
Gosh darn it God, we only ordered one model, and they looked so much nicer in the sales pitch!
... They're different kinds?
5217544 Uhm, ancient China was hyper-ultra-omega racist. Though, India still has that caste system...
Basically, you look through history and pretty much everyone's been an A-hole at some point. Except native Australians. They were just minding their business when all those criminals were dumped on them!
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China at least pretends to be better now, while Japan doesn't even bother doing that much.
5217556 An -istophobe! REEEEEEEEE!!
(Heh heh heh, no one will suspect anything now! … Wait, did I type this or think it?)
5217587
We'll just ignore the whole, you know, genocide and oppression thing because they're nice
5217587 Japan is MUCH better! They made "Interspecies Reviewers"!!
Clearly, the hallmark of the pinnacle of humankind.
China also made Coronachan…
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They made up for it with quirkiness, and theres not quirk like their quirk. That's not where a human arm goes, oh what wacky shenanigans will those boys in unit 731 get up to next?
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More that they have the decency to lie about it, which shows that they at least understand that what they're doing is wrong. Also, Japan's main export is ideas, while China mostly has factories. One of these things is safer to obtain from genocidal lunatics than the other.
5217758 Factories which produce MELAMINE-LACED CORONAVIRUSES!!! *points accusationally* OMG, UR KOMMOONIST!!
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!! I'M ON TO YOU!!
Clearly Equestria has been a part of China since 'ancient times'. At least that's what the CCP would claim.
5221599 Nah, they ate all the ponies as aphrodisiacs or something.