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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 56 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 129 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 145 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 146 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 157 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Mar
9th
2020

I've asked permission to include a special OC in The Lord of Ragnarok · 1:18am Mar 9th, 2020

I know, another character, but I felt this one really would be fun to include. With that said, if the answer is yes, then a scene very close to this one will be included.

The dark forest was aglow with my altered sight. I sighed, realizing how bad of an idea it was to do this. I had played the game, creating a special character, and specifically choosing to bring one of my favorite characters to life, well as close to life as possible. Right now I was thankful that I made her eyes magically glow. Granted, it was odd, but at the same time it allowed me to see in this darken forest. I heard someone screaming, crying, and I raised my weapon. A fire Drake claw, one that I had collected in game, and I had aptly named it Gelding Point.

I rushed forward to see a small Grasswalker, bunny version, screaming as six bandits held her down. I groaned. I could walk away, I could just leave, but something inside of me screamed no. There was a distant memory, of a boat, of being raped by three different stallions, and I couldn't let this go. I rushed forward, my anger surging, and I swiped at the first. His head wobbled for a moment before falling forward.

The other two looked at me, and I'm sure that they saw something terrifying. I know that I didn't look like a Unicorn Equis. My horn was too compact, but that didn't hurt. They pulled their swords, and tried to rush me. I slashed at them, catching one in the jewels and apparently ensuring that Gelding Point kept its name. He screamed, went to the ground, and the others looked at me.

"Lookit, leave, and I won't do anything else, but I swear by my pretty blue Security barding that if you attack me, or try to hurt her I will end you."

With the decision made one turned and ran, leaving his wounded friend and the other friend standing there. he rushed at me, and I hit him hard with the end of Gelding Point, It dug deep into his gut, ending him, and I let him drop. I dug out a healing potion and handed it to the one lying on the ground crying. It wasn't going to heal the missing jewels, but he wouldn't bleed to death.

"W...Who are you?" the grasswalker asked.

I smiled, "Well, I've been called a lot of names, but my friends call me Blackjack."

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