This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.
So fun facts 1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures? 2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently
Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading.
Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar
My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no
I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.
5215808 I'm morbidly curious. How the **** do you manage to ruin Kite Man? He's never been anything other than a joke and never can be because he's ****ing Kite Man.
Ok watch the episode where they go into Harely's brain again. They use a highly offesnive slur by one of the characters who is coeded as jewish(the guy with robot arm) and his partner. They say the term "Jewish lightning." This is a phrase coming from the belief that burning down a house for for insurance fraud is an actions that greedy Jews will do, hence the term "Jewish lightning." Having that antisemtic term be used in the show without comment shows the writers antisemtism, and yes I know Halpern's( a writer) father is jewish that means nothing, people who are jews or related to jews can be antisemtic. Also the writer and producers excuses are pretty terrible and fake.
5215897 I'll link the issue when I get home. In short: he was a low-level goon with a family who was already a loser but was self aware and a decent guy with a fondness for Kites. He turms to supervillain after a sting operation with Batman against the Riddle led to the death of his son and the dissolution of his marriage. He's not motivated by revange now, though; he's just a decent guy who isn't very good at most things and has a hard life. Imagine if Boyle from Brooklyn Nine Nine was a supervillian
5215907 Ah, I was worried about the writers doing horrible things with him, rather than to him. The latter is... well, at least it doesn't seem to be played off as a punchline? Because Kite Man is a C-lister, if that.
Interesting take, especially at the end, about how the profits of a commercial tv show will always trump any ideological purity the show pretends to have.
What surprised me after I watched your video is that I looked up Harley Quinn and it is a subscription service show. I understand how a free tv show that makes its money through advertising and merchandising of its own content needs to prioritize targeting audiences who buy the most toys. But if a show makes its money through a subscription service, I would think their highest priority would be making the show of high enough quality that you keep re-upping your subscription to DC Universe.
In your experience, is ABC Television more likely to have truly woke programming because it ostensibly doesn't have a profit motive?
The Jewish stuff was handled about as well as the gender stuff - Harley's Jewish family stuff was also miserable to sit through. I wouldn't have watched past the third episode if I wasn't trying to make sure the script was right.
If that's the case, then I'll have to go back to my other points: The wokeness is still a good marketing gimmick, and it provides cover for the sex appeal and sexualization of the characters. Being subscription based rather than merchandising based doensn't change that.
Or, in other words: Why didn't Marvel commit to making a Black Widow movie with the Avengers, if all that mattered was box office?
Different profit methodologies change the kinds of risks you can take, what is and isn't safe. But not having advertising =/= not having a profit motive. Then we get into public broadcasting, but that's a different comment someone will have to ask me to write
5215909 Well, they used him as a love interest, without, you know, doing any character buildup explaining what Ivy saw in him. This is like, the epitome of bad fanfic shipping.
On your point on profit motive I both agree and disagree. When it comes to you sales with the current idea that there are boy toys and girl toys I agree. However i do think that you can have a legitimately progressive show for profit motive. Imagine if Harley Quinn was written by actual progressive feminist people, it would still be created for profit and cynically work on using progessive values to get people watch so they can make money, but the content of the show would be completely different even if the goal of it was the same. No male plant, kiteman or antisemitism, Harley Quinn is a badass supervillan, but it is still telling you "your fighting the system by watching this! Now give me money!" But the creators have the same values as you, their just also cynically manipulating them.
5215923 Humor is hit-and-miss. Humor in the modern age is worse, since there are so many woke-ites out in the audience to shout "That isn't funny!" (one of the reasons many comics don't tour universities anymore) I watched that episode of Harley, and I think they did a fair job at poking fun at classic Jewish stereotypes, in that particular cartoon's way. (Deadpool has changed so many international memes)
That Sonic Boom clip was I'm almost willing to forgive what they've done to Knuckles.
I can't believe that they ruined Kite Man after reading The War of Jokes and Riddles.
Some merchandising examples:
Avengers without Black Widow:
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lol no Black Widow but they put Vision on it
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Literally her big scene in the movie lol
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Guardians without Gamorra
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I mean, when basically every industry is run by old white guys, this is what usually happens.
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I'm morbidly curious. How the **** do you manage to ruin Kite Man? He's never been anything other than a joke and never can be because he's ****ing Kite Man.
Ok watch the episode where they go into Harely's brain again. They use a highly offesnive slur by one of the characters who is coeded as jewish(the guy with robot arm) and his partner. They say the term "Jewish lightning." This is a phrase coming from the belief that burning down a house for for insurance fraud is an actions that greedy Jews will do, hence the term "Jewish lightning." Having that antisemtic term be used in the show without comment shows the writers antisemtism, and yes I know Halpern's( a writer) father is jewish that means nothing, people who are jews or related to jews can be antisemtic. Also the writer and producers excuses are pretty terrible and fake.
5215897
I'll link the issue when I get home. In short: he was a low-level goon with a family who was already a loser but was self aware and a decent guy with a fondness for Kites. He turms to supervillain after a sting operation with Batman against the Riddle led to the death of his son and the dissolution of his marriage. He's not motivated by revange now, though; he's just a decent guy who isn't very good at most things and has a hard life. Imagine if Boyle from Brooklyn Nine Nine was a supervillian
5215907
Ah, I was worried about the writers doing horrible things with him, rather than to him. The latter is... well, at least it doesn't seem to be played off as a punchline? Because Kite Man is a C-lister, if that.
Interesting take, especially at the end, about how the profits of a commercial tv show will always trump any ideological purity the show pretends to have.
What surprised me after I watched your video is that I looked up Harley Quinn and it is a subscription service show. I understand how a free tv show that makes its money through advertising and merchandising of its own content needs to prioritize targeting audiences who buy the most toys. But if a show makes its money through a subscription service, I would think their highest priority would be making the show of high enough quality that you keep re-upping your subscription to DC Universe.
In your experience, is ABC Television more likely to have truly woke programming because it ostensibly doesn't have a profit motive?
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The Jewish stuff was handled about as well as the gender stuff - Harley's Jewish family stuff was also miserable to sit through. I wouldn't have watched past the third episode if I wasn't trying to make sure the script was right.
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This is actually something I missed by being an Australian viewer - our ABC is a public broadcaster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Broadcasting_Corporation]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Broadcasting_Corporation
If that's the case, then I'll have to go back to my other points: The wokeness is still a good marketing gimmick, and it provides cover for the sex appeal and sexualization of the characters. Being subscription based rather than merchandising based doensn't change that.
Or, in other words: Why didn't Marvel commit to making a Black Widow movie with the Avengers, if all that mattered was box office?
Different profit methodologies change the kinds of risks you can take, what is and isn't safe. But not having advertising =/= not having a profit motive. Then we get into public broadcasting, but that's a different comment someone will have to ask me to write
5215909
Well, they used him as a love interest, without, you know, doing any character buildup explaining what Ivy saw in him. This is like, the epitome of bad fanfic shipping.
On your point on profit motive I both agree and disagree. When it comes to you sales with the current idea that there are boy toys and girl toys I agree. However i do think that you can have a legitimately progressive show for profit motive. Imagine if Harley Quinn was written by actual progressive feminist people, it would still be created for profit and cynically work on using progessive values to get people watch so they can make money, but the content of the show would be completely different even if the goal of it was the same. No male plant, kiteman or antisemitism, Harley Quinn is a badass supervillan, but it is still telling you "your fighting the system by watching this! Now give me money!" But the creators have the same values as you, their just also cynically manipulating them.
5215923 Humor is hit-and-miss. Humor in the modern age is worse, since there are so many woke-ites out in the audience to shout "That isn't funny!" (one of the reasons many comics don't tour universities anymore) I watched that episode of Harley, and I think they did a fair job at poking fun at classic Jewish stereotypes, in that particular cartoon's way. (Deadpool has changed so many international memes)
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I think stereotype humour is lazy at best and if 'wokeness' ruins your jokes they're probably shit jokes
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Woke-ites
Ok boomer
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