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Feb
14th
2020

a hearts and hooves poem from LYLER · 2:39pm Feb 14th, 2020

VIOLETS ARE RED
POEMS ARE HARD
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON
I POOPED ON YOUR CARD

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Comments ( 6 )

Well, I suppose that is a form of affection...

Somewhere. To somepony.

Personally, when it comes to epic failure at being a romantic poem I prefer this one:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Have sex with me

Lyler I just cleaned my mailbox!? *sigh* thanks... I guess?

Majin Syeekoh
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Well I pooped on your card too.

Whoever poops it scoops it.

A poem for anyone to use this Valentine's Day for their beloved:

Roses are red,
and I'm short on cash.
So I wrote you a poem...
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