Your friendly PSA from the Cult of Turret · 7:44pm Feb 1st, 2020
Beware False Turrets
Aperture Science would like to remind all staff and testing subjects to please ignore anything the Aperture Science Sentry Turret may be saying that are... not normal. Any Aperture Science Sentry Turret found using different lines are to report immediately. Once the turret in question is collected staff are then to proceed to their desk to collect all personal effects as your employment will be terminated effective immediately. Test subjects will be sent to the Cooperative Testing Initiative where they will subsequently be terminated.