The things I say while writing a h*cking chapter in PPA · 3:40am Jan 21st, 2020
Aaaah, fuck what was the dude’s name again? Featherbird, Afterfeather, or Dreamfeather? Fuck it, I’ll look it up again.
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No, the calendar’s always three days off!
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Dildo talk or no dildo talk, that’s the question... and if yes, the next question is, where the fuck do I put it?
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I have no idea if this moves the plot forwards, so I’m just gonna pretend it is. I mean, I kinda bullshitted through-
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Fuck you brain! Bring more words to my smaller more fixable appendages!
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Hi, yes I’m [insert real name here], I like games, I wanna try voice acting, and I kinda like drawing... TV shows? Uuuuuh, is it okay if I skip that... Books? Oh, I love books! I even wrote a-.... neeeeverminf, you probably don’t want to hear about that...
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Dafuq am I doing with my life? I write about a guy who yells at people.
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Link:... Oh my God! Yellow!
Y: What?
L: Your story has more likes than Tales of the Oppressed!
Y: What? No way. *looks it up*... oh fuck, I was kidding when I said it’d be better!
L: I’m telling Terran, this is too funny.
Y: No dooon’t!
L: .... he says he’s just depressed now.
Y:... *realizes that I got more likes with less chapters, though not as many views. However, I will just sort of ignore that to stop making it worse*.
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*is up at three AM in the morning*
*is exhausted*
Alright! Time to write five thousand words in five minutes! Because this is totally and accurately possible! Yay- *I pass out from being overworked.*
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Should I put a penis joke here?... Nah, I want to keep that T-Rated rating.
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Oh fuck, what did Anon say that one time fifteen chapters ago?
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How the fuck am I supposed to connect all these dots!? Why did I even make these dots to begin with!?
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Uuuh, too whimsical, let’s add, like, fifty cuss words... there we go.
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No- NO TYPOS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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I could be the Gordon Ramsay of Story writing.
“There are so many goddamn commas in this sentence, that I want to go into a coma.”
“Are you a fucking robot!? Than why is this story as tasteful as stale bread!?”
“Look, fantasies are great, but the lesbian horse should not be f*cking her own father. She’s gay you inconsistent twat.”
“Is- Is this a- *stops to sniff* IS THIS SHIT BASED ON TEAM FORTRESS TWO!?!? THAT WAS YEARS AGO!!! *starts stomping it angrily* USELESS!!! PIECE!!! OF!!! SHIT!!!”
“W-what is this!? *page shows ..-...* IS THIS MORSE-FUCKING-CODE!?!?” ‘Uh, no sir, I thought’d it’d be creative to put pauses in silence-‘ “GET DA-FUQ OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!!”
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I feel ya man. Writing is hard.
this blog post is eerily similar to my current process at the moment.
(haven't posted in awhile but life is a bitch)
Someone brings a nuke into the checkpoint Anon is speechless at this and asks them what they are going to do with it and one of them responds with “oh? We are simply going to have a ‘chat’ with the whole of canterlot!” And Anon proceeds to arrest them all for having something that shouldn’t even exist in this world
(Ps do with this idea as you will)
I choose to believe that each BeeP is the sound of hospital equipment as you weave in and out of consciousness from overworking yourself.
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.... *scribbles silently, yet furiously*
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Thanks bye
"the Gordon Ramsay of writing" Pfffffffft HAHAHAHAHA
Can I steal this line? Pretty please? I just think this is one of the funniest things you've said outside of PPA.
Bruh you should do a podcast or somtin if this is the stuff you say while writing.
Also, I found your Dr. Pepper.
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Bro, I’d love to. Hell, I’d love to livestream whenever I play a game. However, I’m never on a consistent enough schedule to be able to do that. Outside forces tend to bash that up before I even get a look to see what’s going on.
Also, I don’t know who you are, I don’t know where you’re hiding, but I will find you, and put my fist in your face whil simultaneously grabbing the glorious drink of the gods.