I Melded Minds (And I Liked It) · 12:13am Nov 26th, 2019
(to the tune of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry)
This was never the way we planned
Our five year mission
We remade the promised land
Without permission
We thought it was over
Starfleet was glad of our return
Now we're going back cause
I can't escape the wrath of Khan
I melded minds and I liked it
Touched thoughts with an alien psychic
I melded minds just to try it
I hope Admiral Kirk won't mind it
Spock's in my dreams
Spock's in my head
“Remember” - just like he said
I melded minds and I liked it
I liked it!
I'm losing my humanity
What am I turning into?
I want free of this insanity
His katra's putting me through
It's not what good officers do
I'm a doctor, not a database
I can't be sure what's true
Or even recognise my own face
I melded minds and I liked it
I'm hosting one green-blooded sidekick
I melded minds just to try it
Got an open mind and he's inside it
Is Spock alive
Or is he dead?
Just get him out of my head!
I melded minds and I liked it
I liked it!
Us humans are illogical
Too quick to say "impossible"
It's purely neurological
I'll never understand it
I don't need to, it's mystical!
I melded minds and I liked it
Spock's still here, I can't deny it
I melded minds just to try it
His body's out there if we can find it
It felt so weird
It felt so right
Doesn't mean I'm trans-human, right?
I melded minds and I liked it
I liked it!
So... I appear to have randomly filked a Star Trek III shipfic. I have no idea why, but it just wouldn't leave my head except by finishing and publishing it.
Now that is a fine filk! Btw if you like filks, you should read Skywriter’s amazing comic series, the comments section is lousy with filks. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=2ahUKEwix0JPE14bmAhXxJDQIHQmGCwcQFjAAegQICBAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fskin-horse.com%2F&usg=AOvVaw0Qyio9hR7lSN2KJ4_fbrw9
...Huh. Well that was a thing. :D
Lmao, this is great