Plot Bunny Theater: Twilight Express

Twilight Sparkle attempts to help organize the businesses of Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie. Getting this experience and feeling the thrill of wheeling and dealing, she decides to start her own business! Pony Express: A delivery company using an airship she designs and builds herself to go all over Equestria and deliver goods and services!

Naturally it becomes a bit of a crazy adventure generator/disaster: Especially with the strange crew of a purple one eyed captain pegasus, an alcoholic kleptomaniac gray unicorn cook, and an orange, dimwitted but loveable Earth delivery pony.

"Good News, everypony!"

An obvious Futurama fusion but potentially a fun one.

Comments

[Backslasherton]

I'd read it.

[doomie-22]

I'd read it.

[Andy Soshal]

Why would you put poor li'l Derpy out of a job?!

[howard035]

I feel like the Pegasus should constantly get hit on by Blueblood.

And the unicorn should instead be an unreformed changling. (An indentured servant Twilight purchased from Chysalis, maker of Mom's Friendly Indentured Servants Company).

And Twiligh should hire Silverstream as her bubbly intern, at least in part because her family owns most of Mount Aris.

Also, in this world where Twilight focused more on business instead of government, when Celestia and Luna decided to retire they could not give the job to Twilight, so instead the new ruler of Equestria is Chancellor Neighsay's Head in a Jar.

Oh and the airship is powered by dragon poop, donated by Spike.

And Zecora should work as Twilight's accountant. And Twilight should hire a yak as the company doctor, who lives in the trashcans outside the Palace of Friendship.

And the bumbling earth pony should be Rockhoof, who was frozen in time for a thousand years!