Of course it was a dream

Just woke up from a nap, gotta write this down

Okay, I was surfing late night television when I accidentally chose a low numbered channel that seemed to have some random anime scheduled.
The show was an animated Equestria girls music video that was a little... NSFW.

Questionable would be the derpi rating if you catch my drift.

So I said to myself "how come I haven't heard of this before?"

Then I saw Pinkie sashaying around nearly topless with no brassiere.

"Oh, that's why."

So I tried to pull up the guide to write down the name of the show when the television went haywire, going to a different channel that had an animated Foxy the pirate narrating a horror story.
So I scrambled to write that down when I woke up.

So of course it was all a dream. What a rip-off.