RobCakeran53 (author of my little dashie) and I wrote and EXTREMELY NSFW story together...

DO NOT READ. That is literally the warning I am giving you.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/452523/spike-is-a-toilet

Years ago, rob agreed (it might have been that he lost a bet?) to write a collab with me about anything. So I made it as horrible as possible. He read my first part and just noped out. Years passed, but he made good on our agreement, and now, it is here. Arrived.
And it is shit.
Literally.
I am so proud of him.

Tagging an NSFW story so people will not see this post unless nsfw is turned on. You have been waned.
"Enjoy."

-pencil

Comments

[Flammenwerfer]

I'm already gonna do a reading tonight or tomorrow

[Duelist96]

I have so many questions that I don't want the answers to. But there are just so many.

[anonpencil]

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YOU MAY NOT WANT TO, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[MikiStenbeck]

i’m scared i’m gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life if i read this,

[anonpencil]

5145742
This is probably accurate.

[MikiStenbeck]

5145745
yea.......

[Gnarl]

Can't be worse than the stuff I've researched.

[MikiStenbeck]

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HEART OF A FREAKIN’ WARRIOR!

[Gnarl]

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Only when people who can say they know what an 'Alabama hot-pocket' and have done research into crazy KINKs like Nasolingus, Necrozoophilia, Oculolinctus, Scatophilia and more can say this is weird. But they won't because they'll have learned what weird really is.

[MikiStenbeck]

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tell meh, did you see the abyss? the Horror? the Absolute nothingness? o.O

to say it flat, did you read this shit?

i guess yes, :O

i’m quite frankly scared i’m gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life if i read this,

[MikiStenbeck]

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......................why? i decided to Google “Alabama hot pocket,” and Ne.....”Necrozoophilia” 🤢 ..... why? WHY DID I DO THAT TO MYSELF?! if i wound up having to talk to a therapist about this Anon, i’mma send the bill to you ya prick,

[MikiStenbeck]

5145806
also, that pun of yours? IE

How to make good puns Is ent-eye-rely up to your imagination.

you’re almost as bad as TearofGrace on youtube, and i find those funny, :D i remember one of his jokes:

why did the paper airplane get kicked out of the bar?

he G-LIED about his age,

and no i’m not making that one up,

i hope it’s the right video, XD (it is btw, so yay, :D)

[Gnarl]

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Feel my pain and know my suffering! Nah. Now you can look at stories like this, and just smile at the child like humor with all of us who've stared into the void and returned intact... Kind of. <_^

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Oh, no I know it's real. I Love TearofGrace's stuff. His Sarksouls 1-3 play throughs had me in stitches. Not to mention the gold mine that is Binding of eyes-sac.

Made another one on the Day 25 post. A good one too if I do say so.

[MikiStenbeck]

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yea, his “Binding of i-suck” as he has said once or twice are great, :P

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or one of his other jokes from the video provided,

what do you call somebody that’s able to fly a plane and have quite the admiration for the number Three-point-One-Four? (3.14?)

A PIlot,

How does he makes so cock-fuckenly-goddam (a thing he can say) awful jokes that’s still funny? Is it because of his voice? Or because he can ramble faster then a motorboat engine can go? Hm, 🤔

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Also, Anon, if you want Gnarl and I to take this to either the PM or his Profile, lemme know, k? :)