Toy story 4 review · 11:05pm Sep 26th, 2019
The following is my opinion, you are more than welcome to disagree with me.
So I watched Toy story and It's a not good , is it the worse thing ever to be put on film not really . On the scale from great to aweful, it's a bit below meh. But then again I thought Cars 2 was just ok so take what I say with a grain of salt.
In my humble and honest opinion, it's okay movie, if you don't think about too deep into it.
Do not go beyond the line below, if you don't want spoilers
You have been warned
To make it easy Toy Story = (TS)
Toy Story 2 (TS 2)
......... (TS 3)
In beginning of the movie we see Bo Peep being given away. You know what was mentioned the start of In TS 2. But Jessie is there even though she doesn't really show up until the end of Toy Story 2
Look I'm not CinimaSins but glaring continuity I'm going call out especially when it's that obvious.
And she like It's time come with me toys are lost all time. What you mean toys get lost all the time?
I'm sorry where did have this attuitude come from before wqsn't the policy not toy left behind. But she's like nah whatever. Um isn't she based on a nursery rhyme where she lost her sheep WTF.
So Woody's sad because Bonnie didn't play with her ( the Bonnie same who was shown to play with the toy equaly in TS 3) Well maybe it was a phase *shrugs* But Woody bends over backwards for her and get nothing for it. Seriously He give Bonnie the material to make Forky he got . An art and craft thing that Bonnie made in Kindergarden that has become sentient. Making the Kids give Toys life theory true hooray?
Yeah Also Woody tells Buzz about his conscience which means Buzz have his voice commend be a thing to move the plot along
IMHO it's not funny or amusing it's lazy
So after some shenanigans forky jump out the road With Woody going after him So we're off on an adventure
I'm sorry these references are yeah a way to keep me amused.
Woody convinces Forky to go to Bonnie
So after while Woody they to an antique shop Where they meet Gabby who like give me you voice box. So I can be with kid and like yeah no.
He get out the door and they take forky
Then he meet Bo Peep
it's happy reunion but then she like I'm over the needing kids. Even I put myself out there to be played. I'm own toy
And later
She break her arm and it's not a big deal, whatever. I mean screw that charater development of Woody break his arm going through a crisis over it . Who need danger and sadness SHE's A WWOOMMMAANN
Look I'm that much of an anti SJW But I can't help it.
So to make that go faster I'm going to do this in bullet points.
Woody gives his voicebox to get forky back only to be abandoned. Never mind that the voice is prerecorded and has a male voice. Her voice box work and has her voice come out it because turnips (Because potatos is Mr Enter's thing)
So she gets abandoned by this kids and she's sad. And you can't give the voice box back because...
So Bonnie mising Forky and not once she even mention Woody at all Wow I know she's a kid but still
I know I'm skipping the rabbit and the duck but they're not interesting so...
So Kaboom saving the day
the Unicorn want put the dad in jail. even though he's been nothing kind and patient to Bonnie but screw let him rot in jail. Can I drop kick the unicorn?
And at end Bo Peep Like come me and Woody like sure even though we found the last movies that isn't not a good idea. Whatever movie over.
So yeah I can see why I don't like this movie.