Sooooooooooo... · 10:00pm Sep 19th, 2019
Tomorrow is the day when people try to storm Area 51's gates.
Either one of two things will happen. A, a lot of people will get shot and some of the gene pool will be cleared up, or B. A lot of people will get thrown in federal prison by the US Military. Or C, nothing will happen and almost nobody will show up.
The real irony? Well, let's be honest... there's probably nothing there. Well, nothing on the extraterrestrial side of things anyways. It's well known that this is a place for top-secret jets. More likely, and realistically the US knowing of 51's reputation allows people to think that there are aliens there and uses it as a cover for the real black sites. Besides, with how much snooping around people do, you'd think we'd have found the aliens by now... right?
Oh well, at least the hotels and motels are making money off of this.
https://www.dailydot.com/irl/area-51-raid-hotels-aribnbs/
https://brobible.com/culture/article/hotel-near-area-51-totally-booked-raid/
Or D. They do find aliens, and this happens:
My feelings exactly. As much as I believe–well, hope, really–that alien life exists out there, I really don't think that the government is hiding evidence of it at Area 51.
Yeah. People are idiots.
We'll wait and see.
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Congratulations, you've just made the galactic understatement of the century.
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...I'd think this has gone beyond memes now if people are taking it seriously. I mean... https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/area-51-facebook-air-force/
I think the biggest evidence of intelligent life in the universe? It hasn't met us yet.
grab snacks and drinks because chances are this will be entertaining at the very least. :P
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But a person is smart
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Or horrifying.
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Yep. People are sheep, but a person is smart.
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This happened.
If there is life for out there I hope they know better then to deal with this mud ball. Personally I am hoping for a combination of the first two. Some dead and some in prison.
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Hnn.
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They probably have something like the Prime Directive in Star Trek; they wait until a certain point in a society's development until they make contact.
5123773
Yeah, I heard about that.
People are still going to try it, I guarantee you. They're already starting.
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Theyd probably keep it somewhere more secure.
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...yep.
Well either way... lets just sit back, relax, enjoy the fact that we are the sane ones... and have some popcorn. *pulls up a lawnchair with a few popcorn buckets*
*offers a bucket* Popcorn?
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I'll take the popcorn when I know this won't be a massacre.
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All it's going to die is either land people in jail or get people killed.
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They've been planning it since earlier this year. It started as a joke on Facebook, but there are people who are really going to try it tomorrow.
Wonder how many people are gonna get shot.
That is all
Aaaaand it looks like we have our first potential meme! This kid practicing the oft-mentioned "Naruto run".
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Yes, this is what they've been saying they'll use to "outrun they're bullets."