My Hubby The Good Luck Charm · 4:49am Aug 27th, 2019
Alright, so it's mother-freaking STORY time.
It has been a household legend that Brady has been an inexplicable good luck charm for my gaming exploits ever since he moved in. My one and only Perfection medal in Halo 5, Death March difficulty in Witcher 3... I have accomplished impressive feats seemingly by his mere presence, including tonight.
I was very happy to finally take him through his first run of Operation Dark Hours in Division 2, with a more experienced leader talking him through it, with me running Aces for the first time (basically a marksman responsible for generating buffs for the rest of the team).
So not ONLY did this impossibly lucky dork get a 5th key to drop from the last boss (hasn't happened for me in 9 runs), but he also got the EAGLE BEARER on his first chest!!!
HIS. FIRST. CHEST.
In exchange for a car payment, he happily passed it to me.
I love you, you maddeningly lucky bastard. Why aren't you buying lottery tickets?
Lol. Its the same for me and my sister. I'm lucky as hell and my sis is annoyed to death by it.