Aug
25th
2019
A funny, if a little gross, anecdote for all of y'all · 9:19pm Aug 25th, 2019
So, my mum went into my room to put my sleeping medicine in a syringe thingy (no, I do not inject it into myself, I swallow it in liquid form) because she's going out with her friends. She noticed that I have been collecting empty bottles that once stored my sleeping medicine and suggested we should make an art piece out of the bottles, to which I responded with "or we could use them for the next time we go camping". She asked if they were to be used for drinking if that were the case, to which I said "nope, to piss in". To say she was a little grossed out (in a funny kind of way, of course) would be an understatement.
Hey, cheaper than piss jars, I promise you that. Imagine it. Me on the road making Granny's Peach Tea. 
Granny's peach tea???
Are you Lex?
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I'll let you know when I decide to blow up the senate (no relation to Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine) or form my own Legion of Doom or anything to prove that Superman isn't a god among us.
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HA!