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Aug
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2019 Annual Free-For-All Voting Results · 8:35am Aug 19th, 2019

The results are in for my 2019 free-for-all voting!

And with 129 people voting on 47 story ideas, that's so much data to work through!

But I've gone through it all, and here's your results!

Winner: Sharing With Auntie (6.67)

[NSFW] Cadance takes pity on Luna's nonexistent love life and decides to help her dear auntie out ... by sharing her husband. Of course, there is a bit of risk -- Shining Armor has a history of knocking up alicorns... https://imgur.com/PzXjXCc.jpg

Runner Up: Turning Back the Clock (6.43)

[NSFW] It turns out that what makes an alicorn immortal is that their age is reduced by one year every time they orgasm. With thousands of years behind them, Celestia and Luna can afford the occasional indescretion. Unfortunately, though, they forgot to inform Twilight Sparkle. Twilight had to figure it out for herself when a particularly rowdy weekend ends up making her a young foal again. The problem is, the younger and smaller she gets, the bigger those cocks feel. Maybe just one more? Maybe if she tries not to orgasm...

Loser: The Great Bikini Swiper (3.87)

[NSFW] The Great Bikini Swiper strikes again! No beach boobies are safe from her! But what she doesn't know is that revenge is coming ... and it's coming hard. https://imgur.com/cDGSpUO.png

Remember -- if you're not happy with the results, you could always join my Patreon! Some of my Patreon supporters get to vote like this *every month*, and because there are much fewer of them voting, each vote counts for a lot more. Or if there's one story idea you simply must see done, I also do commissions!

You can find the FULL results here -- including every vote

Or just look at this summary of the results, which shows as much as I can fit onto one screen:

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Comments ( 12 )

And now—because I'm a Twilight-level stats nerd—I'm curios to see where I fit into the averages...if only I knew what number I was...

>how cadence got her wings is down on the bottom
ugh.
I'll say it again. The people that voted are disgustingly vanilla and boring as fuck. of course the bog standard "shining armor fucks a princess" fic one over anything actually interesting.

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Is the list of ideas available somewhere? I don't remember what half of these were about any more, and it would be interesting to compare the results different ideas got. :twistnerd:

5108484
I have like 10 stories I can read if I want to see shining armor fuck a princess. I don’t have the same luxury for Daybreaker or 18+ Diamond Tiara. Like come on people.

5108431
If you remember a few of the things you voted on, you can probably narrow it down pretty quickly.

5108484
Heh, yeah. That is the tragedy of opening the vote up to everyone ... there’s a lot of vanilla out there.
(That said, the #2 result wasn’t very vanilla at all.)

5108485
Air leak in sector 3!
Close the hatches!

5108619
The full list of ideas.
Though it also includes a lot of old ones that have been eliminated.
Just use ctrl + F to find the ones you’re looking for.

5108624
Heh, yeah. Don’t worry, though. I tend to write at least one story a month, so you can expect plenty of these to get written sooner or later!
(Or join my Patreon and be part of smaller votes to make it sooner! ^.^)

5108739
It's just straight / size difference. Vanilla af.

SE:Pony Style was so close

5108849
Heh, yeah. For most of the time, I thought it would win. Really surprised me when I calculated the actual results.

5108739
Unfortunately, I was one who voted on every idea, and Tartarus if I know what some of those numbers were...

The imgur links seem to be broken, you should remove the i. at the start.

5113196
Weird. Works for me either way. But I changed it anyway.

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