"I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day."- Vincent Van Gogh
Why? Because sometimes you need to do so, or perhaps you have an OC who happens to be into the whole torture scene/is apart of an organization that occasionally needs to use harsh methods to extract information from otherwise "difficult" informants. (Yes I'm aware that was a run-on sentence. Sue me if you dare). Anyhow, allow my mystical knowledge to help with ideas for torture that can
People. Fans of musicals. Fans of the story "The Wizard of Oz". KEEP NOVEMBER 28TH MARKED ON A CALENDAR!!!!! Part 1 of "Wicked" is soon upon us!!! When I tell you I almost had a stroke on the bus back from class when I saw this earlier, I stg!!!
Okay so that's out of the way. You're probably wondering about that title. Well on one end I was watching the original MLP movie the other night with my best guy friend and of course this being my "blessed" time of the month, he wisely came bearing my "please don't murder me" package he brings me every 3 or so months (disclosure: mine aren't regular because of birth control) and sat with me while
I'm serious.....
Not gonna do it......
Seriously! I'm not gonna......
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for some Cafe ambiance...so soothing!
DON'T: Drunk text you ex-partner a pic of yourself masturbating while wearing a gaming headset and a Supergirl t-shirt.
DO: Semi-soberly text your ex-partner a series of pics of you preparing for your state's Comic Con!
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Don't: either of those
Do: neither of those.
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I did both.....had a helluva weekend....
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I thought it was oddly specific but this is fimfiction... Welp... Don't know what to say about that without being comically offensive
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Oh, by all means, say it!?!
Query: What is the difference?
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The difference is easy: I did one before the other on Friday and Saturday nights respectively.
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*sips tea whilst wearing a monacle* hrmmm yes... It would seem we are approaching an idiocracy faster than I previously thought. Waiter! I wish to have your finest whiskey, I want to go out on a good note.
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Look, to be blunt. I did some stupid shit when drunk. Slightly less crazy shit when....more or less sober too.
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There are about 5 people being knocked up every second and some of them unintentionally. At least you aren't one of them.
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Even when drunk, I have at least some sense about me. See I can never truly be off guard of on low alert (even when I'm sleep, I never relax!). That's helpful when I'm out with friends or in the house alone with my doors and windows shut and locked.
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Sleep is for the weak. I exist permanently on a diet of caffeine and sugar.
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Lucky! I don't and am thankful to get at least 1-3 hours a night.
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did you know that there is an extreme version of insomnia where one is unable to sleep at all and you eventually die in three months, a good portion being in a delirious state of dementia and insanity.
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Yes I am very aware of this as I've experienced it before. I had to be hospitalized in a mental hospital for nearly a month due to me being delirious with exhaustion and my own psychological issues causing me to outright collapse in the middle of a sidewalk.
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Well obviously you don't have the condition otherwise you'd be dead. It's odd to think how the body can do that to itself... Err mind I mean.
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Yes. Strange isn't it?
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either one of us could have a brain aneurysm at any moment and just die.
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Or (at least in my case) could just randomly suffer a seizure in sleep and actually die.
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Or slip in the shower and crack your skull open.