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A limerick · 9:17pm Jul 16th, 2019
Ahem!
There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke with a fright.
In the middle of the night.
To find that his dream had come true.
😭🙃
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5089697
You don't get it do you?
Every limerick I can share is way to dirty.
SpongeBob!
5089710
*Le sigh* this!
5089711
Oh trust me, I had a far dirtier one for this originally, but decided to keep it clean.
5089722
Yes! Exactly!
5089734
Not the man from Nantucket, was it?
I have this...
There once was a man from Peru
Who often was quite blue
One day he got bold
And went out into the cold
What he died of, nobody knew
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That's not that bad....