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I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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Jul
13th
2019

Rainbow Roadtrip (Review) · 8:32pm Jul 13th, 2019

Hmm... shall I? (Bash it that is).

Yeeeeeess, I shall.



Hahahaha... poor fool can't rhyme to save his ass, and I should listen to HIM and do as HE says?

Now, I've got a special to bash... (It's what Anti-Bronies do)

LP: 8000

Not impressed with the opening song (Not my taste)

-200

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

Fully confirmed, Pinkie Pie has Super speed like Rainbow (that would explain how's she's also able to suddenly appear almost anywhere instantly)

-No damage

Rainbow Festival? Oh, boy...! (Not)

-No damage (yet)

*Sighs* Typical work-a-holic Twilight.

Sure, even I'd rather be working on my fics and vids, but when it comes to it I leave them behind, like when I go away on Vacation (Of course the cartoons still piss me off and I have no fics to blow off steam with, but I hold it in until I get home)

Still...

-200

LP: 7800 -----> 7600


You go, Applejack!

-No damage


Probably getting her hopes too high before she realizes what's really going to happen.

-No damage.


Hmmm... Someone knows the ponies all too well.

...something evil is afoot. (I think I like...)

-No damage


Okay, seriously docking them for the Rainbow bit... because they know REAL Rainbows can't be seen at night, and they can't appear with no rain or moisture nearby.

-500

LP: 7600 -----> 7100


Take another 200 for Stupidity Twilight... you could've just conjured a small barrier wall between the rainbow and the balloon, idiot!

LP: 7100 -----> 6900


Hmm... faded colors... quite an improvement.

-No damage

A-huh... called it! It's not a beautiful as they thought it would be.

-200 for falling for a trick that easy and getting your hopes high.

LP: 6900 -----> 6700


*Sighs* How does Fluttershy do that? Too bad she can't do it with a real spider.

-No damage


Despite the level of grayness in Hope Hollow, this isn't quite my idea of darkness and despair.

-200

LP: 6700 -----> 6500


Ha! Just recoloring of Big Mac... Kinda like how I recolor ponies ot make them work. So UP YOURS, HATERS!!

...Shut... up!

-No damage

A-Huh... the results of THINGS CHANGING and people moving on from things... ends in disaster. Serves them right.

-500

LP: 6500 -----> 6000

Personally, I prefer THIS song...

Very good song...!!

"We have a little experience bringing ponies together."

Yeah, like getting in their faces and pestering them until they comply with your ways. UGH!!

-200

LP: 6000 -----> 5800


Nice try ponies, you'll have to do better than that to put the color back.

-No damage

I'd say "you got to be kidding" me, but no surprises, the enthusiasm and positivey restores the colors little by little... BAH!!

-500

LP: 5800 -----> 5300


Sounds like Rarity and her new friend would love this song...

-No damage (But it's tempting to hurt them)


Well at least my THINGS CHANGE argument is winning; people go back to the way they were (Just like BB asked why couldn't they) and all can be better than what there is now.

-No damage


Twilight loses points for NOT LISTENING when it's important.

-500

LP: 5300 -----> 4800

"Hopeless Magic?

...hmmmmmm. Ohhhh... I'm gonna get good mileage with this!

-No damage

-Ugh! Well a half-decent proposal I guess...

I hate weddings (Even the ones I create, and even for my favorite couples.)

But... I have to give him props for that.

-No damage

I'll deem this... HALF and HALF

FINAL SCORE: 4800

Comments ( 1 )

Actually, as long as there's a decent light source, rainbows can be seen at night. In fact, it's not uncommon to see a rainbow ring around a full moon. As for moisture, they're in the sky where there are plenty of clouds.

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