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I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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Jul
13th
2019

2-4-6 GREEAAAT (Review) LEAKED · 3:42am Jul 13th, 2019

It's leaked... LEAVE if you don't want spoilers.


LP: 8000


Hmm, another sports episode, and school VS school. Might be interesting...

-No Damage.

*sighs* Fluttershy and her character flipflop... does she ever keep to just one side of the coin?

-200

LP: 8000 -----> 7800


Uh-oh... I'm smelling Rainbow Dash's ego is going to cause problems...

-200

LP: 7800 -----> 7600


Twilight is sure, RAINBOW DASH, the athletic pony is perfect for cheerleader coaching...? BONE-HEAD! BONE-HEAD!

-500

LP: 7600 -----> 7100



Ugh! I;m docking this because in real life, I hate cheerleaders. Reason, because I compare them to GARY'S cheerleaders from pokemon, always cheering for that jerkoff while taunting the others.

Or in Yugioh, those cheerleaders for Duke Devlin and being bad to Joey.

Not to mention, they act so snobbish in real life, and like to tease nerdy students and put them down. Typical Stereotype!

Yep, I see cheerleaders more as PESTS than confidence.

-1000 (I HATE CHEERLEADERS)

LP: 7100 -----> 6100


!!! You said "Every-pony" in the presence of NON-ponies, like yourself!

-Automatic 500

LP:6100 -----> 5600


Eeyup, when Twilight makes a decision, to put THE WRONG PONY in charge, you know things don't go well.

-200

LP: 5600 -----> 5400

2... 4... 6... 8...
This is a show I really hate.

Hahahaha!... had to do that.

-No damage.


Rainbooooooow... Tut-tut...!

Dishonesty, disinterest, and dereliction of duty... that's a lot of Ds on this test...

and d is also for DROP in score...

-200

LP: 5400 -----> 5200

And take another 500 for saying "Every Pony" to NON-ponies... AGAIN!!

-500

LP: 5200 -----> 4700


I've never seen Snips so intelligent before. I', impressed by it only slightly... but not pleased by incorrect character growth on the wrong character, at least Snails is being his weirdo self.

-200

LP: 4700 -----> 4500


All the friends' advice and suggestion... and people wonder why I rate them like this for their bad choices and lack of judgement...

-200


LP: 4500 -----> 4300


Ha! This looks like a job for Rhymey. He'd be able to help the squad with cheers easily.

-No damage


And again, Rainbow's Ego and neglect is staggering, but not unexpected.

-200

LP: 4300 -----> 4100


*sIgsh* You said "Every pony" to incorrect creatures again... *Tapping my foot*

Your score is dwindling....!

-500

LP: 4100 -----> 3600


Headmare Twilight knows... how to screw things up with the WRONG pony! that's why everything is falling to bits. But then again what can you expect from the one pony who's just above Rarity's stupidity level.

-200

LP: 3600 -----> 3400


Uh, reality check Smolder... Pinkie Pie is the most enthusiastic, even when Rainbow is at her fullest, she falls behind Pinkie's stance.

-200 for stupidity.

LP: 3400 -----> 3200


We are gonna Dance...
We are gonna cheer...
We are gonna make the best pony-Pyramid Equestria has ever seen...

...And you're going to lose more life points for using the term PONY for NON-PONIES... for the AGAIN!!! URGH!!!

-500

LP: 3200 -----> 2700


"COME ON... SCHOOL OF MAGIC!!!"

Celestia's voice... Be still my Cartoon Crushing Heart. haha!

-No damage.


?!!! Did... Fluttershy just say... "every... One"

I... I...!!! *wipes away tear* I can't believe it!! IT'S HAPPENED!!! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!!! THEY'RE IMPROVING THEY'RE VOCABULARY!!!!!!!!

Ah-ahem..!!

-No damage!

OH, TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

I can't believe she set the whole thing up.

Still, lesson well learned, but it still makes me sick.

-200

LP: 2700 -----> 2500


Still...

THIS EP SUCKED!!!

FINAL SCORE: 2500

Comments ( 2 )

yeah stuff like this is why i haven't watched this show in 2 years I'm basically just done with it.

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Show was never right to begin with in my view...

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