I’m Publishing a Book! · 1:02am Jun 9th, 2019

While I doubt many people actually want to read my stories in dead tree form, my vainglorious ass gives zero fucks because YOLO. Against all good sense and anything resembling good taste, I’m gonna be in the BronyCon Bookstore, getting that sweet sweet social capital and false air of legitimacy. I’ll probably print 20 copies and sell three, because again, I write utter crap, and even if you strain the dross out of a cesspool, you’re still left with turd water, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

If for some reason owning a physical copy of my literary shit gives you a metaphorical hard-on or tickles your cooch, first of all seek help, but also read on for a few details:

Title: Breakfast in Equestria: The Best of Super Trampoline
Genre: Short Story Anthology
Type: Paperback
Length: Between 40k and 50k-ish words (probably about 100 pages???)
Tagline: You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll cry some more. You’ll wonder what led you here, how things might be different, if only you had made better decisions driving down the road of existence. You’ll get more sleep, eat better, exercise, get therapy, reconnect with friends, cut toxic people from your life, and become the best version of yourself. And hopefully, you’ll buy this book.
Cost: $10-$15 (still working that out.)

Pick up a copy at BronyCon, you degenerate horse fuckers.

Super out.

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