Editors Wanted for To Challenge a Star

By Silent Bob

Black holes are so fucking cool.

Anyway, so I've begun working on this baby on top of The Nightmare Before Nightmare Night (new chapter's coming on Sunday for that one, btw), so I don't lose ideas. So far so good, especially cus there's a Klingon like crew of space ponies in the prologue, and klingons are just fucking fun. Anyway though, I'm going to be adding a little more professionalism to this sexy beast than my previous fics. So that means... I need editors :D.

Editors will receive:

1. Little to no sleep as I work you around the clock.
2. The ability to read a crappier version of each chapter before it's put up unlike everyone else.
3. Horrible migraines and hallucinations.
4. My undying love, gratitude, and affection :D? ("Yeah, nice try," says you.)
5. Um... the ability to suggest red shirt OCs? Na, j/k, you can suggest regular OCs.
6. The ability to suggest new ideas to me to be thrown in a chapter before it's done. Probably the only other good thing.
7. A free print copy of the fic when it's done consisting of a bunch of papers printed out of my nearly inkless printer stapled together and thrown in a shipping box.
8. A free moldy cookie in the same box.

Yep, there's little love for editors. Authors get all the credit while they just get a rough time. Gotta have respect for them for that. They're sort of like the musicians who create tracks for pop singers, only they get payed.