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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

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  • 66 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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    1 comments · 357 views
  • 72 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 113 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 121 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 123 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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May
16th
2019

Happenings and shenanigans · 2:37pm May 16th, 2019

OK, so, it's been two months since the last story update and not keeping you guys up to scratch has been eating at me, so I'm just keeping you fellas in the loop.

Firstly, my computer died. Faithful companion of the last several years gave up the ghost and karked it. Gone. Kaput. I'm in the process of getting another PC, but I'm not sure how much longer that will take. I need to renew severely outdated ID to be able to put one on hire purchase. Thankfully, none of my peripherals were damaged, and my games are saved on the Steam Cloud etcetera, so I didn't lose much. Hopefully I can get my tecchie mate to see if it's possible to retrieve my documents and notes and any other files, not to mention my vast collection of pony porn!

Also, work. Not sure if I've mentioned this previously, but I got a job in a 4.5 star hotel! Five days, 40hrs a week. Practically full time. Been able to afford much more in the way of comforts, but at the same time it's late shifts so I normally clock out between 12-1am, get home, play some OG Ratchet and Clank on the PS2, then crash about 3. Doesn't leave me with much energy to get stuff done, honestly. Not to mention I'm pulling extra shifts to cover my supervisor who's on bereavement leave for this week. (Comment F to pay respects.)

Also, I got a pet birb! A white male cockatiel I've named Cockie, after my late great aunt who was nicknamed that because she also had a pet cockatiel haha. Bit of an homage to her. This little guy shits in his water bowl and faceplants into the corner of his cage. It's even funnier to watch when stoned. Super chirpy when playful. (Will post photos and videos at a later date.)

Anyway, hope you guys have been doing well, and I'll see you guys soon hopefully!

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Comments ( 1 )

Depends on what was damaged. There's a chance that your old PC is still somewhat repairable. And data on hard disks are rarely damaged, so it's like 99.9% chance all the pony porn is safe and ready to be rescued.

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