LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sick in bed this weekend. No review of new episode. Gave it an 8/10.
Your Fortune Cookie for May 2019 is:
"Vaseline is not Assholine."
令和1年5月1日 (水)
"That is SO not how you Jethro Tull."
“This is my first time playing an instrument. I’m going to be the next talented musician by whistle it hard!”
Zephyr thought he could use a snake charming technique on women.
A few minutes later, he found himself being force-fed his flute.
The reason for Zephyr’s sleeveless-ness was that he had been working the spinning lathe earlier to make this flute.
Also, he put the earphones on before playing, a testament to his self awareness.
When was this?
"Gimme a sec, let me hit this blunt"
"Whoa, I've never seen Rarity run that fast over Zephyr's terrible flute playing."
"It wasn't that, just looking at the purple paramecia on his orange vest was giving her a fatal infection."
(currently being serenaded by Zephyr...badly, I might add) I seriously want to punch him... I'm sorely tempted to LET you...
He does eye girls with bad intent
5049226Through the other end
ZB: "Hey, Rainbows. You ever see American Pie?"
RD: "Nope."
*She disappears in a cloud of dust and a wacky sound effect, a la the Road Runner*
Zephir breez, professional girl repellent
RD: "Nope. Nopenopenopenopenope!"
*exits Stage Left, ala Snagglepuss*
*sigh* Zephyr, just drilling holes into a piece of wood doesn't make it a flute.
"Yeah, it doubles as a blowgun! Watch this!"
“This is my first time playing an instrument. I’m going to be the next talented musician by whistle it hard!”
Zephyr thought he could use a snake charming technique on women.
A few minutes later, he found himself being force-fed his flute.
The reason for Zephyr’s sleeveless-ness was that he had been working the spinning lathe earlier to make this flute.
Also, he put the earphones on before playing, a testament to his self awareness.
When was this?
"Gimme a sec, let me hit this blunt"
"Whoa, I've never seen Rarity run that fast over Zephyr's terrible flute playing."
"It wasn't that, just looking at the purple paramecia on his orange vest was giving her a fatal infection."
(currently being serenaded by Zephyr...badly, I might add) I seriously want to punch him...
I'm sorely tempted to LET you...
He does eye girls with bad intent
5049226
Through the other end
ZB: "Hey, Rainbows. You ever see American Pie?"
RD: "Nope."
*She disappears in a cloud of dust and a wacky sound effect, a la the Road Runner*
Zephir breez, professional girl repellent
RD: "Nope. Nopenopenopenopenope!"
*exits Stage Left, ala Snagglepuss*
*sigh* Zephyr, just drilling holes into a piece of wood doesn't make it a flute.
"Yeah, it doubles as a blowgun! Watch this!"