I'm Not Everyone's Favourite Cookie... · 5:22am Apr 21st, 2019
... and I can't be more proud of myself.
Like, imagine a milk chocolate chip, milk dippable cookie. A lot for people love them, some don't. I definitely don't lmfao, but now, imagine a lactose free, oatmeal peanut butter cookie. That's me.
And surprisingly, a lot of people hate them the fuck is wrong with you; they're healthy and delicious, you jackholes. Me, I'm that type of cookie.
Still, some do enjoy that cookie, and that's cool. While I don't satisfy everyone's needs, I satisfy some and that's what matters to me. I'm glad to be that lactose free, oatmeal peanut butter cookie.
Glad and proud.
Now...
Why the fuck did I compare myself to cookies? I don't fucking know, don't ask me life's questions. And no, I am not high, thank you very much.
Just remember, folks, while whatever cookie you may be, at least some will enjoy you and that's a damn good thing. Focus on those some and you'll eventually cater yourself out to the more.
...
God fucking dammit, now I want Do-si-dos.
Whatever,
Lack of Tact
... I would say something witty, funny or sarcastic, but this is just so unorthodox that I've got nothing.
5047389
Hi, Lack of Tact, nice to meet you.
5047392
Mate, you're sober, go drunk yourself up.
5047394
Already planned to, bruv.
5047414
You need a bottle of Bundy?
5047449
Honestly, after the day I had, yeah Bundaberg don't sound too bad right now
5047460
I feel you.
Three days on my feet cooking for everyone else in the family, followed by cleaning up and getting ready to repeat it all the next day.
With any luck, tomorrow SHOULD be a day I can relax.
Unfortunately, the Bottl-O is going to be closed, because it's Easter Monday.
Personally, I can't drink Bundy. Something about my family on my dad's side makes us aggro, when we drink it, but we can drink whiskey with no effect, beyond getting drunk..
5047462
That's ace though, bundy makes me happier than hell, but kicks my ass in the mornings.
Whiskey just kills me lmfao, but I love it. Especially that Jameson shite man.
5047466
I don't know.
Maybe it's because I'm five-eighths Irish, that it has such a seemingly reduced effect on me and my family.
Either way, Jameson's is alright.
I once got this bottle sent from my cousin, I forget the name of it for the life of me, when he went to Ireland for a family reunion on his mum's, my Aunt through marriage, side, The bottle was shaped like a keg, and it was STRONG, but it went down sooooooo smooth.
Just wish I knew where it got to so I could find the name.
5047470
If you ever find the bottle's name, you've got to tell me. Sounds like a right good drink lmao
5047474
No worries.
5047475
Gotcha. Well, it was good talking with you! Hope you have a good day, bruv. Don't know about you, but I'm about to get shitfaced lol
5047476
Have fun.