Okay. Somebody left the front gate open, and Baked Bean has gotten out and wandered off again.
If you happen to spot him, do not approach, do not get him wet, do not expose to direct sunlight, and whatever you do, don't feed him after midnight. (It makes him gassy.)
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>implying this isn't the future I asked for
** Briefly wakes up **
** Looks around blearily **
** Goes right back to sleep **
Oh? I'm waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*gasp*
you feind!
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thats terrifying.