So, my father called Pinkie Pie fat today. · 2:14am Apr 6th, 2019
Well, okay, not directly, but it's still a funny story. Anyway, I've had this little LED light shaped like a chibi Pinkie attached to my car keys for over a year. Her butt glows blue when you pinch her. Other than that, the only thing on my keyring is the key to the front door of our house. For some reason, only now did he decide to bring up the fact that, apparently, having objects hanging off of your car keys is a bad idea. He's a car nut, you see, so he knows these things. Brought up some story about multiple models needing to be recalled because the weight of people's keychains was somehow throwing the driveline out of alignment or something. Which I interpreted as: 'Son, this pony is too heavy, it's gonna break your car'. Honestly, I'm not sure how she'd take it. Wry amusement? Grave insult? Regardless, I thought this was worth sharing.
Now I have a mental image of a tiny Pinkie Pie swinging from your keys while they're in the ignition switch until the car comes to a shuddering halt. Followed by a quiet, very sheepish "Oops."