March's Patreon Poll Winners: A Quick Update · 3:12am Apr 2nd, 2019
First thing's first, apparently the poll was still open after the planned deadline, and people decided to continue casting their votes after my previous blogpost. However, despite how the poll may look now, I'm still using the top four kinks that were the winners at the end of March (Straight-To-Gay, Feminization, Cuckolding/Cheating, and Mindbreak).
But in the case of what story I plan to write next, I've gotten a lot of wild ideas that could make for some fun stories! Some of them might not fit the themes from this poll exactly, but I have a feeling you guys will still like whatever idea ends up being written~
And to show just how dedicated I've been to my craft, here are a few story prompts that sprung into my mind since last night:
Spike's Shameful Interests - Spike goes to Rarity's Boutique to give her a book, and discovers her enjoying the pleasures of another stallion. The very sight was horrifying enough to make his heart break, and the sounds of her lustful moans only made each second worse! However, even in his silently shameful tears, the little drake couldn't deny how... oddly exhiliarating it made him feel while he stood in watch without either of them knowing...
Begging for a Bust - Zephyr Breeze goes too far when trying to flirt with Rainbow Dash, and gets himself kicked really hard in the balls. Unfortunately for him, as well as Rainbow Dash, it turns out that he really liked the feeling! And now, he's determined to do whatever it takes to trick her into kicking him between the legs again~
Pinkie Goes Pop! - Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, who have been dating for just over a year now, convince Starlight Glimmer to use one of her more unconventional spells for some fun~ Since Cheese Sandwich has a huge balloon kink, Pinkie wanted to turn into a giant balloon for him to indulge in! But despite how strangely arousing the experience may have felt for her, how will she react when he tries to pop her too?
Lyle Joins In - Set after the events of Brushed Away 3, Lyle decides to make a surprise visit to Troy and Canvas' new home/studio in Manehattan. Unfortunately, the teenaged gryphon went into their new abode without knocking, and caught the married couple together in bed! But despite how shocking and awkward the scenario may have been, how will the couple react when they see his... physical response to the two in the middle of their fun? And how will Lyle react when Canvas suggests he stays?~
Rainbow Blitz's Padded Predicament (Rule63) - After an accidental magical mishap leaves Dusk Shine and Starshine unable to use their magic, the Wonderbolt is left incontinent for a week with no solution. Starshine decides to re-try hypnosis to make Blitz less ashamed about being diapered again. Sadly, just like the time he tried hypnosis with Dusk Shine, things don't go exactly as planned. Instead of making him less self-loathing about his padding, he makes Blitz a little too confident about it. In fact, the hypnotized pegasus decides to prove how sexy he is to his crush Applejack, and attempts a strip routine alone in his classroom...
Yona Wants the Sag - While working an internship at Sweet Apple Acres, the young yak seems to have grown an unexpected crush on one of the Apple Family members: Granny Smith! Apparently in Yakyakistan, older ponies are considered more attractive due to their wisdom and life experiences (not to mention, their ever-jiggling bodies due to all the wrinkly sag they have~). Applejack was certain that Granny would be weirded out by Yona, and wouldn't take her feelings too seriously. But to AJ's surprise, and Yona's great approval, Granny decided to invote the young yak to her Golden Horseshoe Gals meetup for a... unique new member induction~
Insistin' On A Fistin' - In an effort to make amends with Rainbow Dash's friends, Gilda agrees to spend the day with Fluttershy to make up for making her cry that one time. However, instead of helping her take care of any of the animals, it seemed that Fluttershy wanted something else from the gryphon. Since ponies don't have the right appendages for the job, she was hopeful that Gilda would agree to fist her for the first time. Would she agree to such a bold measure? Or will the possible outcome leave her too wary about the task itself?
I might end up making a more revised list tomorrow, but how do these ideas sound to you guys? Feel free to leave a comment below about what story you'd like for me to write, or which fetish would be the most appealing~ Or better yet, you can check out my Official Patreon page at the link below, and see what other kinky ideas I have planned for the future:
https://www.patreon.com/TheVClaw
Okay, in case you haven't figured it out yet, this is an April Fool's Joke. None of the prompts above are what I plan to write.
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Lyle Joins In is the only one on this list that interests me. The rest range from "meh" to "ugh". But that's just me.
Lyle Joins InPinkie Goes Pop oh god oh f r i c k
That's a very British way to describe it. Of the seven prompts, five seem to have nothing in common with any of the intended four kinks. What fun is not following the rules you have set yourself?
Begging for a Bust looks like a good premise for a comedy.
Don’t want to sound bad, but apart from a bit a of the first story suggestion (if Spike and Rarity are a couple), none of the other stories seem to incorporate all the kinks that were chosen in the poll, which kinda make it pointless. Whouldn’t these stories be better suited for next month’s poll where instead of kinks in the poll there are story choices? Otherwise the opinion and choices of your Patreon users are meaningless. Otherwise have a nice day.
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Exactly. Especially because all the kinks chosen for this poll were, at least according to TheVClaw Patron-suggested fetishes
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Ummmm... you guys are able to see the date I posted this, right?
:P
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Oooooooooooooooooh.......... Well, this is awkward....... In my defense, I live in France so it was already the 2nd of April when you posted this.
Sorry, and congrats for fooling all of us at the last minute
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When you posted it, it was already April 2nd to the east of the Atlantic, and Fimfiction shows date and time in the user's local time zone, and in the previous post you specifically mentioned you are not doing any April Fools' tricks...
But the fact that none of the prompts seem unrealistic says something about the fandom, or maybe the internet in general.
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Ah. Okay, that makes sense. Sorry if the joke didn't translate as well overseas.
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You got me there
But I wish it's was real, because I love the idea of Lyle joins in
Is it possible for you to make it real one day? Please?
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Well, there wasn't much to suggest to me that it was a joke, none of the prompts seem particularly out of the ordinary.